And the award for most experimental, futuristic and exciting musical innovation goes to... Girls Aloud. Again. This time, production/writing team Xenomania have taken the 'Wake Me Up' template (i.e. make a pop record that sounds like two robots kicking in your door) and added the sound a tank would make if a tank could play a synthesiser. On the downside, it's lacking a top line of melody to make it more than just an assault on the senses. And the fade out at the end is criminally lazy. But it's still one thousand times better than [rummages around in the Top 40 to find a name] Newton Faulkner will ever come up with. And they have far nicer hair.
