Tom Cruise gives Katie Holmes breakdown

Being Tom Cruise's wify has always been risky business,Especially now when he takes over the crown of international wacko from Michael "face off" Jackson.After Tom's lunatic Scientology video became the laugh of the town,Katie Holmes went over the boiling point.Maybe she still physically interc0rsed with the handsome midget,but the mind-fcuking appears too much.Source claimed the tension is so intense between the two that Scientology had to arrange a crisis meeting for them,but apparently they talked too much crap,Katie Holmes ended up storming out of the lot.But it's already too late for little Katie cause Tom has knocked her up again with alien jizz.Suri got the company,ya'll.Tom the nerd maybe is laughing his fart off over his successful uterus hijack towards Katie:"B!tch,I own your a$s until at least Fourth of July."Or maybe poor Katie could go on a revengeful retail therapy.That always works when you have nothing better to do than throw away Tom the nerd's alien fortune.

Katie Holmes: Suri is 'strong woman'

THEY don't half grow up quick in Hollywood.

Little SURI CRUISE isn't even two yet but already mum KATIE HOLMES is waxing lyrical about her.

She said: "She's a very strong woman. I'm very proud of her. She's actually teaching me a lot — probably more than I'm teaching her."

Should save on the school fees then.

Tom Cruise stole his little wify's limelight

So this is the curse of marrying Tommy boy:you become a who-r-u.The Scientolocouple showed up the Hollywood premiere of Katie's movie, "Mad Money," but Tom promptly hogged the spotlight to the point that people thought it was Tom's flick.I suppose at least Katie should try something like this:"Ya'll know Suri,our lovely alien daughter,Well,I'm the one who rent her the uterus while she's the residence of my belly.Yes,you're right,I'm Suri's mommy."

Katie Holmes Needs To Give It Up

Who the hell does Katie Holmes think she is? Bitch you were in Dawson's Creek! Stop acting like you are some refined lady! Don't let Tommy Girl tell you otherwise. You are 29 NOT 49!

And what the hell does she need that huge ass Hermes bag for? It's not like she needs to carry anything. The tracking chip Tommy Girl uses to track her every move is installed inside her, so she doesn't need anything else.

Here's Katie spending Tommy Girl's money at Maxfield's in West Hollywood. She was probably picking him up some pink, silky panties.