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Sunday, 2 March 2008

Prince Harry flirted so much with girl Harrier pilot we told him: ‘Get a room.’



To the fighter pilots and the crews manning spy planes above the battlefields of Afghanistan he was just Widow-Six-Seven.

Another radio call-sign, a reassuring voice of authority, a brother in arms, a bit of a wag ... and an incorrigible flirt.

He may have spent the past ten weeks in strange and hostile lands but, in some respects at least, Prince Harry's deployment to the Helmand Province covered more familiar territory: flirting with girls and indulging in some laddish banter with the guys.

Within days of arriving at his posting, 23-year-old Harry was given the daunting responsibility of setting surveillance tasks for experienced pilots and giving final clearance for bomb drops with the crisp confirmation: "Cleared hot."


And soon after taking up his position as emergency air controller, Widow-Six-Seven had become a voice that at least one female fighter pilot looked forward to hearing over the airwaves.

Much to the amusement of his colleagues in the control room, Harry could be heard chatting to the female Harrier pilot about the snow-covered mountains over which she was soaring and commenting how perfect they would be for a spot of skiing.

Moments later, a separate radio channel crackled into life with Harry's laughing comrades telling him to "get a room" if he was planning on pursuing that line of chat.

According to Harry's commanding officer, Battery Commander Major Andy Dimmock: "We were obviously giving him the mickey.

"We said, 'Flirt with her any longer and you have to get a room.' He said, 'Does that count as the Mile High Club?'"

You can take the boy out of Boujis but, it seems, there will always be a little bit of Boujis in the boy.

For Harry, and for his fellow soldiers, such joking asides were a welcome relief amid work that could be both tense and tiresome.

Miles from home, and with only sporadic communication with loved ones, the banter and camaraderie are what pass for normality – a vital release among the business of war that would otherwise be too grim and too brutal to contemplate.

A world away from the luxuries and distractions of home, Widow-Six-Seven was just another soldier happy to share in the good-natured humour that punctuated the tedium of long hours scrutinising surveillance footage from the spy planes at work over southern Afghanistan.

During one long day shift, after Harry had spent hours communicating with one particular crew on a Nimrod spyplane, the aircraft's pilot turned the onboard camera around to flash a picture of a topless glamour model, taped to the outside of the surveillance craft, down to the control room below.

After all, a war wouldn't be a war without a pin-up or two, and for the Facebook generation of which Harry and his comrades are a part, the days of saucy playing cards, viewed by torchlight, have been replaced by internet downloads and live video feed.

Smiling, Harry noted: "If he hasn't worked out [who I am], I'm sure when he sees this he'll wet himself – especially after that poster he showed me from several thousand feet."

On another occasion, while watching the dark figure of a Taliban fighter on his screen, Harry could be heard discussing the chances of him disappearing into a bunker.

The pilot jokingly placed a bet of £10,000, to which Harry responded: "I'll raise you half a million."

"You couldn't afford it," came the pilot's reply.

As well as British and American pilots, the Prince's job also brought him into communication with French and Dutch jets.

By his own admission, Harry could manage only a few French phrases, but he said: "They are quite entertaining and amusing.

"It's always funny because it's almost as though their nose is being pinched because of the air oxygen [mask]. It's like something out of Monty Python."

Speaking yesterday, stripped of the anonymity he so enjoyed during his tour of duty, Harry continued: "It's important to have banter, especially when no one else can listen to it.

"It's just me and him [the pilot] having a good banter and obviously when the aircraft come in you know you've got them on task for three, three-and-a-half hours and you're looking for possibly one or two enemy digging a trench and it can get quite tiring.

"If you're just saying, 'Yep, go to this point,' and just putting the radio down and staring at the screen it just sends you insane.

So I think it's good to be relaxed on the net and have a good chat - but when things are pretty hairy then you need to obviously turn on your game face and do the job."

During his time in Helmand, Harry relished the fact that his "game face" was not prefaced with an "HRH".

For those weeks he was a soldier first and a prince second.

Saturday, 1 March 2008

Prince Harry : 'I don't actually like England that much'



Prince Harry stressed his commitment to being in the front line as he spoke of his time in Afghanistan and said he wanted to return to combat as early as summer.

The prince — who was beginning his journey back to Windsor Barracks today — spoke of his frustration at being in the media spotlight when at home in Britain.

Speaking in Afghanistan he said: “I don't want to sit around in Windsor. But I generally don't like England that much and, you know, it's nice to be away from all the press and the papers and all the general s***e they write.”

He also expressed hopes of being able to return to Afghanistan as early as this summer but that is now unlikely.




It's no surprise that Harry isn't keen on coming home. Away from the constant glare of paparazzi's cameras as he stumbles out of celebrity clubs, Harry appears to have thoroughly enjoyed his time out of the spotlight.

Today pictures were released which showed him enjoying a lighter moment on operation in Afghanistan.

They show a young Prince at ease with his surroundings and the men that he commands.

Riding a spluttering motorbike, he looks like a boy with a new toy as he careers across the desert, laughing as he goes.

"No brakes! No brakes!", the Prince shouts as he digs his heels into the dirt to stop the vehicle, which he had found abandoned moments earlier.

Harry, 23, a Cornet - or Second Lieutenant - in the Household Cavalry, has been playing his part in the war on the Taliban in Helmand Province since mid-December.



Today the Queen spoke of her pride in her grandson as she visited a care home in Windsor.

John Cooke, 81, a former Grenadier Guard, said: “I said to her 'we all think it's wonderful what Harry is doing'. She said 'yes, Harry is doing a good job in a very difficult climate'.”

The deployment was cloaked in secrecy to prevent the Taliban finding out and making him and his comrades a target.

But a news blackout broke down last night after details were leaked on influential foreign websites.

These pictures were taken in Afghanistan as part of a deal between the media and the Ministry of Defence, which allowed reporters access to the Prince in Helmand.

Details were to be held back until his expected safe return to the UK in April but can be now be released with MoD approval after the leaks.

The motorbike was found abandoned during a stop on a patrol in the desert in Spartan light tanks.



Harry dashed across to investigate the bike and check it was safe before wheeling it across to his fellow soldiers to try to get it started.

Ripping a spangly Afghan cushion off the Honda 6125, he joked that it did not fit with his soldier look.

But he nevertheless forgot to remove two fetching silk flowers attached to the front as he jumped on.



With Trooper Qoriniasi Matai Loloma, from Suva, Fiji, giving him a much-needed push the engine spluttered into life, allowing Harry to enjoy a few laps of the surrounding sand.

Then it was his turn to push as Lance Corporal Steve "Geri" Halliwell, from Bolton, had a go.

But as the engine spluttered and failed, Harry landed on his back in laughter - still not admitting defeat.



Sunday, 23 December 2007

Prince William bought his missus a piece of shit as Xmas gift

I thought Royal playboys are rich. But Prince William cheekily acts as if he were running on the edge of penny.The future king of England spent an hour shopping a last minute gift for his much-virtuous girl friend Kate Middleton at London's Selfridges yesterday, with all the world-famous designer items aside, the royal SpongeBob settled for a piece of fake jewery instead. This is how he values the girl he dumped and took back twice. Between your booty calls, the girl's keeping her virtue for you. This is what you repay a girl you have been fooling for past 5 years.
Damn, Royal pocket is tight.


Kate Middleton
special...Kate will get fake diamonds
Kate Middleton
This is the piece of shit your naive ass's gonna get

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