I thought Royal playboys are rich. But Prince William cheekily acts as if he were running on the edge of penny.The future king of England spent an hour shopping a last minute gift for his much-virtuous girl friend Kate Middleton at London's Selfridges yesterday, with all the world-famous designer items aside, the royal SpongeBob settled for a piece of fake jewery instead. This is how he values the girl he dumped and took back twice. Between your booty calls, the girl's keeping her virtue for you. This is what you repay a girl you have been fooling for past 5 years.
Damn, Royal pocket is tight.
Damn, Royal pocket is tight.
special...Kate will get fake diamonds
This is the piece of shit your naive ass's gonna get
