John Mayer wears Borat Bikini

We love his "sense of humour."

John Mayer donned a borat one-piece swimsuit - and nothing else - during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend.

That's mankini!

Miley Cyrus John Mayer Backstage special

John Mayer is a Hannah Montana fan!

The 30-year-old singer/songwriter posed backstage with 15-year-old Miley Cyrus at the “Hannah Montana: Best of Both Worlds” Tour on Saturday during her Las Vegas stop.

How cute–he really is a kid at heart. Let’s hope Mayer blogs about his concert experience!

Also pictured: Miley’s mother Leticia “Tish” Cyrus and her older half-sister, Brandi.

John Mayer told people to lay off Jessica Simpson

I'd admit reading John Mayer's blog is one of my guilty pleasure.From a cynicism's point of view,there'r so much comedy gold from this Pop d0u(hbag's daily vomit.So here he goes again to stick up for Bad-Luck-Charmer of the moment--Jessica Simpson.You can only laugh off his nonsense which convinces me more than ever he got to be the nerdist dude I've seen.No doubt he won't have Jessica's jinxing a$$ for like more than 6 months.Wonder whether his pop career will end up while Dallas Cowboys's season's flushed down the t0ilet.

"Should we start the nerd-bashing by reading John's nerdy thoughts of the day:
He says: "Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas, this isn't a sports blog, and it isn't a publicity stunt. This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.
"I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. "That girl loves Texas more than you know. It's one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don't try and take that away from her."
"

How can he compiled such a pile of B0ll0ck$ in such a short space is beyond me.

John Mayer nerdly verbal-attacked Paparazzi

Last night after dinner at the Waverly Inn, Pop douchebag John Mayer's obviously had a rush to his brain from the fine wine he'd been drinking and went out his ways to go after some random photog to launch his carelessly-calculated verbal attack. My three cents to Mr Mayer: Stop being a wordy bitch.!Why not save your sputum for your next lady friend's lovely tongue or your next trainer-trash album.

John Mayer out with Minka Kelly in a Wonderland

Everybody wants to know who's John Mayer's "Your Body Is a Wonderland" about. Apparently the song was done long before John Mayer's helicopter landed on Jessica Simpson's Wonderland. Still it's not nice when one Paparazzi asked John Mayer about this while he's out and about with his new flame Minka Kelly. When John Mayer didn't address the question,the photog annoyingly proceeded to sing the famous song to the new lovebirds.
Man, check out the video yourself and it's one hell of piss-taking.