Kate Moss Hoists Her Ass

This why Kate Moss remains relevant as a model, through motherhood and thirty-somethingdom: she does not hesitate to lift her fishnetted ass into the air for the cause of fashion photography. It's no Li-Lo's Naked Marilyn spread, but it is, erm, a spread, and it works.

So, yeah. That's why she's still at the top of the supermodel heap, and not producing reality TV model competitions. That, and she doesn't hesitate to date coke-addicts and frolic topless in the Caribbean, but neither of those things have anything to do with the picture above.

Kate Moss looks super sexy for Yves Saint Laurent

She is one of the highest paid models in the world. She creates huge public interest that can shift serious units of fashion products. And she is looking better than she has in quite some time.

So it's little wonder Stefano Pilati - creative director of Yves Saint Laurent - chose Kate Moss to appear in the fashion house's spring/summer advertising campaign.

What is slightly bewildering is why he decided to obscure Moss's famous face with door-writing in the majority of the 18 shots.

(Well suited: a sultry Kate Moss wears a light-wool tuxedo suit in navy, £1,715)

"He wanted Kate to be seen as locked out of the highly esteemed historic Pierre Bergé-Yves Saint Laurent Foundation in Paris," a spokesperson explained.

There is the added confusion created as Kate - seen without undergarments but wearing one of YSL's famously androgynous "le smoking" suits - appears to be holding an invisible cigarette. Is this a reference to the smoking ban?

(Twinkling: the model in a star-printed long-sleeved silk dress, £840)

But in the photos where we can see Moss clearly, she looks reborn and immaculate.

"This collection was focused around iconographies," Pilati said. "And in fashion, Kate Moss is one of the great icons. I am particularly drawn to her versatility as a model, and of course to her timeless beauty."

Chameleon Kate is nothing if not versatile: this season she personifies the "London look" for high-street make-up brand Rimmel, is grown-up and sophisticated for American designer Donna Karan, and now embodies timeless luxury for YSL. Three seasons ago, Moss appeared in 14 campaigns; the supermodel has been more selective this time.

(Bright side: Kate in a sleeveless silk-twill dress in pink, £840)

Pilati, like Saint Laurent himself, believes in the fairness of democracy, so these pictures will appear in 24-page magazine, Manifesto, printed on recycled newspaper.

Two million free copies will be handed out on Saturday in London and Milan, and then later in Paris, New York and Tokyo. "My aim is to speak to everyone with the same spirit and message," says Pilati.

Life-sized images from the Manifesto will be exhibited at the Old Truman Brewery, E1, Saturday and Sunday. A £2,000 dress may not appear "democratic", but at least a wide selection of the community will get to admire "Mossy" up close and personal.

Kate Moss is a crime stopper

Surprisingly, the inhabitants of St. John's Wood in London are delighted that Kate Moss has moved into their neighbourhood. Since the supermodel moved into her £8m mansion there, it appears that crime rates have dropped dramatically, though the pretentious twat ratio has risen to unacceptable levels.

The Camden New Journal (your first stop for all that crucial Hawley Arms updates) has been bragging about official police statistics showing that the rate of general lawlessness has fallen.

This is probably due to the fact that burglars are cautious about operating in an area which tends to have around 400 paparazzi per square foot at any given moment, hoping to catch a picture of Moss walking along, looking thin and unwashed or showing affection to her daughter (the Holy Grail for any photographer, seeing as it probably doesn't exist).

Now there's a dilemma. Live with the threat of your house being ransacked or have Kate Moss and her horde of braying acolytes living around the corner? Which to choose? Which to choose?

The money is in a shoe box under the bed and there's a spare remote control for the DVD in the living room drawer. Don't make too much of a mess, eh lads?



Picture taken 16/01/2008 outside Punk club in Soho, London. Therefore, fair game.

Kate Moss Plans to Marry

( Moss stops at a Snappy Snaps camera shop and picks up some pictures on the way to Ronnie Woods house in Kingston, London.)

Kate Moss is planning to marry her rocker lover at London's Claridge's
hotel.

The catwalk beauty - who started dating The Kills guitarist Jamie Hince last
August - was seen picking up wedding brochures at the plush venue sparking
rumours she plans to hold her nuptials there followed by a lavish reception
in one of the many decadent ballrooms.

A source said: "Kate looked radiant when she came by to pick up the wedding
brochures. She has the air of a woman who is loved and looked after."

Kate regularly visited Claridge's when she was dating Babyshambles frontman
Pete Doherty.

However, since their split last July, she has favored London's Dorchester
hotel, where she held her 34th birthday party earlier this month.

The source added: "It was generally assumed Claridge's was a bolthole for
her and Pete and she wouldn't be back again, so you can image the buzz when
she showed up."

Kate reportedly proposed to Jamie during a 12-hour lovemaking marathon just
a month after they started dating.

When the couple emerged from their night of passion, Kate allegedly told
friends, "We're engaged."

Kate Moss gets in trouble with british police

Supermodel Kate Moss had a visit from British police on Wednesday morning after they received complaints about the catwalk star's loud partying.

The British beauty, 34, enjoyed a raucous karaoke session with her boyfriend Jamie Hince and designer pal Sadie Frost at her $16 million London mansion, which continued into the early hours of Wednesday.

But the noise proved too much for her neighbors in the posh St. John's Wood area of the capital, prompting several residents to call the cops.

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell Cover French Vogue

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell grace the cover of the new French Vogue.

We gotta admit, it's pretty hot!

This is the perfect opportunity for both of them to R-E-T-I-R-E.

Kate Moss looks down and out while out shopping

Kate Moss gets back to normalcy on Friday in London, England with some supermarket shopping.

It’s been a wild week of partying for Kate as she celebrated her 34th birthday with a lavish bash at Soho’s Punk Club in London.She probably need some grocery supply to recharge her battery.She's been putting her head down while being snapped away by paps.OMG,she forgets to put her makeup on to cover the wrinkles and downhearted facial structure.

Wonder at this rate,what she's gonna look like when she's 40?

Kate Moss's B-day 4some Sex orgy

This is what happened when you got a party and too much crack:people're gonna snort their nostrails off,get extreme high and horny,and start shagging the closest moving subjects.That's exactly what the classic smackhead partygirl Kate Moss did to see off her B-day:let hell loose.

KATE MOSS celebrated her 34th birthday with a sleazy orgy involving THREE other partygoers, I can exclusively reveal.

Kate gasped with pleasure along with the professional female models and stocky fella in her £2,500-a-night suite on the eighth floor of London's Dorchester hotel.

Kate's boyfriend JAMIE HINCE was in the other room during the orgy, but his band THE KILLS' new album, No Wow, was her choice of CD to set the mood in the master bedroom.

A fellow party guest who witnessed the four-in-a-bed romp, told me: "Kate was loving the attention from the girls, the bloke—and the crowd. It was standing room only.

"They were all over each other but it was her night."

It's a saucy echo of Kate's infamous The Beautiful And The Damned birthday bash four years ago which ended up in a no-holds-barred orgy involving Kate's fashion friend SADIE FROST and other party guests.

My insider, who was present at Wednesday's 18-hour birthday celebration, revealed that the orgy was already in full swing by 3am, when Kate arrived at the room.

Earlier she had been out at the Punk nightclub enjoying the company of her celeb guests, who included BOBBY GILLESPIE, DAVINIA TAYLOR, KELLY OSBOURNE, DAVID WALLIAMS and RONNIE WOOD.

My source said: "Kate kept disappearing into the toilets with her friends for giggles and girly chats. She was full of energy that night."

And she certainly needed it to continue the party back at the Dorchester with some of her pals—where musical chairs wasn't on the agenda.

"Security was watertight," revealed my source. "Nobody made it through the suite doors who wasn't already on a pre-approved list. Once you were inside it was obvious why.

"People were doing cocaine all over the place. They were chopping out line after line on the expensive furniture and snorting it up. The lights were low and there were scented candles all over the place.

"When Kate arrived, she reached for a Diamond Chaser—a cocktail of vintage champagne and cognac—and made her way to the master bedroom."

Inside another party was under way—a steamy romp between two stunning models and a male partygoer.

The source explained: "The three of them were kissing and caressing one another and about four or five other people were in the room watching."

Birthday girl Kate pushed through the gathering and sprawled on the bed—and the three partygoers pounced on her.

"They teasingly took it in turns to snog each other," added the source. "Then the kissing became fondling and everything except full sex followed. Once word got out, everyone was desperate for a peep of Kate."

By sunrise an exhausted Kate headed to a pal's pad in north London before returning to her new £8million home in St John's Wood at 8am.

It was the end of 18 solid hours of partying—falling short of the planned 34, one hour for each of Kate's 34 years.

And in that time Kate and her pals guzzled a lot of booze. The bar bill for the Dorchester alone was a whopping £35,000, thanks mainly to 14 bottles of vintage champagne, four bottles of vodka and 17 Bellini cocktails.

Kate Moss parting 34 hours straight for B-day

So Here she is,Kate Moss-the greatest party animal our country has ever produced.Starting from yesterday,She's been parting 34 hours non-stop to celebrate her grand 34th B-day yet still going strong.
5 venues,£37,000($80,000,dollar is sh!te) later,she still acted as if she were just injected with a big potion of philter(damn,who's got a dic handy to tell me what the hell this word means).
The it girl has been there and done that.She's done all sorts of crazy drugs which are ouncely enough to kill ten elephants and costly enough to feed one african village for 3 years and yet she's still pretty much alive at large,not to mention she's still on my top100 to-sha9-list.She's done gr0up sex while on high,she's shagged Johnny Deep and broken his heart too(how many girls could say that?Raise your hands in my bedroom.);She's stepped into the fire zone of scandals multiple times,yet each time she comes out a goddess of misfired justice and makes even more money on the way.
Damn,I love her.She's my Rock'N'Roll hero,the only reward for which I would sell my soul to dev!l.

"Life is one hell of party,all you need to do is just "throw it away":
After a marathon session, Kate Moss' party bandwagon rolled on back to her new home in St John's Wood around 8am this morning for yet more carousing.

In a clear sign the festivities are still far off letting up, one guest arrived with a bottle of vodka in tow.

Determined to spend an hour celebrating every year she has lived, the supermodel is midway through the mother of all birthday bashes, beginning with champagne at the Dorchester at 2.30pm yesterday.

(Grand entrance: Kate turned heads as she arrived at Punk Nightclub in her dazzling outfit)

(Eye spy: Kate, leaving the Dorchester last night, opted for a playful look for her big night out,boy,the wrinkles're eating up her face)

Moss has spent a staggering £37,000 so far, and the celebrations are still not over.

The party is understood to have commenced around in suites over two floors at the Dorchester costing £20,000 a night.

Moss arrived yesterday afternoon wearing a white fur coat and was joined in the early stages by her five-year-old daughter Lila Grace.

Sir Philip Green, billionaire boss of Topshop, who has employed Moss to design a sell-out fashion range, changed out of his conservative suit into a curious jacket decorated with winged creatures for the occassion.

Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood and his family, were also at the hotel.

(Home: Kate arrived at her new St John's Wood home around 8am this morning)

(Marathon: Kate's pals arrived at her home in the early hours of this morning armed with supplies)

Along too came Jamie Hince of The Kills, Moss's present rock star boyfriend, clutching an enormous present and two packets of cigarettes in one hand and an overnight bag in the other.

There was no sign of Pete Doherty, her former rock star boyfriend.

Other absentees included Stella McCartney, Sadie Frost as well as her close friend Rhys Ifans and his girlfriend Sienna Miller.

Her closest female friends - Davinia Taylor, Meg Mathews and Kelly Osbourne - were on hand for what has been reported as a "girlie pampering session" involving cream teas and pink champagne.

(Gifts: Rocker Jamie Hince arrived at Punk with a present for his girlfriend in tow)

(Heavy metal: Davinia Taylor and Kelly Osbourne in a metallic green jacket make their way into the club)

(Arresting behaviour: Ronnie Wood with his wife Jo left the club in the early hours of the morning looking a little worse for wear)

(Carry on partying: en route back to the Dorchester around 2am, Kate Moss was joined by her mother (left) and another companion)

By 8pm - and feeling peckish - the partygoers left the suite and reportedly headed downstairs for a meal at China Tang, restaurateur David Tang's restaurant-inside the hotel.

The Moss party then quit the Dorchester, heading for the Punk Club in Soho.

With the move, Moss had transformed herself into a supermodel — a bit like Superman in a phone booth, only she had the use of the Dorchester to work her magic.

(Minor injury? As Kate emerged from her cab at the Dorchester at 2am, her bodyguard had a medical kit to hand)

(Party people: The guest list included Meg Matthews and David Walliams at Punk)

(Bobby dazzled: Primal Scream's Bobby Gillespie and wife Katy England)

Her hair had been crimped and curled. An extraordinary gold star had appeared, painted over her right eye.

Meanwhile, the white fur coat was replaced with a glamorous black Chanel jumpsuit with matching chiffon coat, all decorated with gold stars.

(Costume change: Sir Philip Green, whose daughter Chloe also attended, traded his conservative suit for more casual attire, which included a curious winged animal print jacket)

(Guest list: Jools Holland and Jamiroquai singer Jay Kay arrived at Punk ready for fun)

(Invite only: rocker Ronnie Wood and snooker player Jimmy White were among the eclectic guest list)

After all, what supermodel wouldn't celebrate her birthday with eye make-up - albeit on one eye - to match her outfit.

The group arrived at Punk club around 10pm, where Radio 1 DJ Annie Nightingale provided the music, and Moss and her friends hit the dancefloor to tracks including Kylie Minogue's Locomotion.

(It's Chanel, darling: Claudia Schiffer was the first to wear Kate's designer frock during a magazine shoot last year)

Moss, who sipped Cristal as well as vodka cocktails throughout the night, remained at the club until 2am today.

Hinting the night had at least one minor drama, Kate's bodyguard was spotted carrying a First Aid kit as she left the Soho venue.

How she will mark her 35th birthday does not bear thinking about but she ought to start planning now.

The Evidence of the Happiness of Kate Moss's Merry Xmas

Judging by the garbage thrown out after Xmas, we can see indeed Kate Moss had one hell of Merry Christmas! Good to see someone still live it up a little.

(Kate Moss piles up her Christmas wine bottles outside her home in the Cotswolds)

(Dozens of Champagne and wine bottles have been stacked in Moss's recycling boxes)

Party girl Kate Moss has clearly lived up to her wild reputation over the festive season as Champagne and wine bottles were piled up outside her country home.

Despite the late nights and Christmas spirit the supermodel was still keen to be eco-friendly and stacked up dozens of bottles in recycling bins.

Moss, 33, spent Christmas in her sprawling country pad in the Cotswolds with boyfriend and Kills guitarist, Jamie Hince.

The couple left London after making the most of the festive party season with celebrity friends such as Davina Taylor and actress Sienna Miller.

The pair, who have recently been rumoured to be suffering from relationship problems, took a break from city life but obviously continued to embrace Christmas celebrations.

It has been suggested the fun-loving model will also be treating 38-year-old Hince, her daughter Lila Grace, her mother and stepfather to some rest and relaxation in the sun with a luxury £30,000 getaway over the festive period.

Moss and her rocker boyfriend have had a rather tempestuous relationship since they got together in August. It was believed the couple would take a break to patch up their problems.

They have been plagued by reports she's been texting and pining after her ex Pete Doherty.

(Party pair: Moss and boyfriend Jamie Hince have been out celebrating over the festive season)

Kate Moss asked Pete Doherty to join her for Xmas

It looks like pot smoking Kate Moss just can't get enough of Pete Doherty's junkie love. The crazed cloth-horse wants to share the cold turkey between his new beau JAMIE HINCE and and coke nutter Pete. So much for being a toy boy of a disgraceful aging supermodel.
Newsoftheworld has scandalous details:

CHRISTMAS cracker KATE MOSS has invited her Christmas crackhead ex to Thailand to celebrate festivities with her — and her fella!

I can reveal that boyfriend JAMIE HINCE is furious after his catwalk queen told him he must share the turkey with the BABYSHAMBLES star.

And despite the hot weather over there, I rather doubt that Kate's guest will get a warm reception.

The model, 33, has only been seeing KILLS man Jamie for three months yet she's been in trouble with him countless times because of her ongoing friendship with Pete.

A source close to Kate told me: "There's no doubt that Kate still has feelings for Pete. They are always texting each other.

"But to tell Jamie days before Christmas that her ex is going to be joining them on holiday is a bit of a shock.

"Obviously the Christmas invitation to Pete to Thailand has really annoyed Jamie...once again."

Last month I revealed that the couple were rowing after Jamie, 38, found out Kate was still in contact with Pete, 28.

My source added: "Kate and Pete are often in contact and she still has a strong sense of Pete in her heart.

"Hopefully Jamie will come to see Pete as a positive presence in Kate's life.

"It might be good if all three of them try and work things out while they're in Thailand."

Somehow I doubt that they'll all end up around the piano singing Christmas carols together.