Showing posts with label Avril Lavigne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Avril Lavigne. Show all posts

Sunday, 24 February 2008

Avril Lavigne needs Jonas Brothers to sell her concerts

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We can't help but pity Avril Lavigne!

Her tour is so underselling that she is taking drastic measures to sell tickets.

The Canadian poseur has just added the Jonas Brothers to her lineup, which also includes the previously announced Boys Like Girls.

With the addition to the Jonas Brothers, the tour is bound to sell, but….

Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????

That must suck!

Sunday, 3 February 2008

Avril Lavigne Wants You To Smell Like Her

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Avril Lavigne is to release her own range of perfume, shampoo and bath soaps. The 'Girlfriend' rocker filed an application with the US Patent and Trademark Office last December, the first step to launching her own cosmetic range.

Avril applied for a patent for: "Fragrances and perfumery, aftershave, pre-shave, bath oil, bath soap, shower gel, body shampoo, deodorant for personal use, tissues impregnated with cosmetic lotions, bath crystals, bath milks, dusting powder, body lotion, body splash, body cream, hand lotion and talc."

Avril is the latest in a long line of celebrities to release their own fragrance. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Gwen Stefani and Kate Moss have successfully created their own scents.

In 2006, celebrity fragrances were the fastest-growing segment of the $2.9 billion perfume market. Sales of Lopez's fragrances Glow and Live Luxe made her $77 million in 2006, while Victoria and David Beckham's his-and-hers 'Intimately Beckham' scents were among the most popular Christmas gifts last year.

Speaking about the perfume, Victoria said: "Why is this different from any other celebrity fragrance? The fact that I have spent a lot of time checking all the details. We are not just saying, 'We are celebrities, put our name on it.' I love to be involved with the whole process."

Thursday, 31 January 2008

Preg Avril Lavigne smoking hot Bikini moment

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The newly knocked up punk drama queen has been holidaying in Florida,where wearing bikini is compulsory to birds like Avril.The result is like the local temperature,which is humidly hot.She's got such a sexy physique that I can't understand why she's wearing those baggy pants all the time.Does this remind you of those skating chicks who's so annoyingly tomboyish but once they get down with you,they could be heartbreaking arousing?
More pics of the hot piece that is Avril Lavigne:

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Saturday, 5 January 2008

Lil Jon reduced Avril Lavigne to breakdown

Pretentious Punk prat Avril Lavigne's on the verge of tears when big mouth Hommie Lil Jon stole her spotlight by taking over "New Year Count Down" from her. Bitc$ grabbed her hubby furiously and demanded "I wanted to do the countdown!"It's a shame her hubby is a man with no balls. If it were me, I would jump right on the stage to start a cock fight for my bitc$.Unsettled Avril went on a frenzy Only when servers brought out Dom Perignon did she calm down. I just thought she needed to suck on lollypop to chill the F**k out. If her hubby's wasn't working,mine is very suckable.

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New Year Loser:Whiny bitc$ Avril Languish

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