Ashley Cole has four play

(Shame: Ashley Cole keeps a low-profile as he drives his furious wife Cheryl to their lawyer's office on last Sunday)

When shit hits the fan,it usually is a shit storm.After one bird whoring out her sex story with Ashley Cole to tabloid,there're two more bed hoppers jumping on the suit.I kind of pity on Cheryl for sticking up for her love rat hubby.She said she want Ashley Cole's baby as soon as possible as if baby could c0ck-bl0ck libidinous Ashley.It's a shame to bring an innocent kid to this wrecked marriage.

"Here is the shambolic tale how Ashley Cole three-times wag Cheryl:

(Brooke Healy)

Love rat Ashley Cole cheated on his pop star wife Cheryl with a second woman, the Sunday Mirror can reveal.

Glamour model Brooke Healy claims disgraced Cole had sex with her after a Christmas party just five months after his wedding.

And she was then paid £6,000 in cash to keep quiet about it to protect Cole's reputation.

Meanwhile, we can reveal that a second glamour girl was paid £10,000 not to speak about her relationship with the millionaire defender after signing a bizarre contract with his lawyers.

The astonishing revelations came as Cole and Girls Aloud star Cheryl were locked in crisis talks yesterday at the home of Cole's lawyer in London.

He has begged her for forgiveness claiming he was TOO DRUNK to have full sex with hairdresser Aimee Walton, 22, who told this week of a boozy night of passion with him.

But pals say Cheryl had told him: "If you do anything like this again, it's all over." The £90,000-a-week Chelsea player missed his team's FA Cup clash at Wigan yesterday as he battled to save his marriage.

Brooke, 23, claims she spent the night with Cole in December 2006, just months after he had tied the knot with Cheryl in a glitzy £500,000 magazine deal wedding.

She says they met at the trendy Funky Buddha night club in London's Mayfair during Chelsea's Christmas night out.

Within minutes of arriving at the swanky club, newlywed Cole made a pass, she says.

"He said, 'Are you Brooke? I've heard about you'. He kept asking me if I was a good girl.

"He said he was 'kidnapping' me and said to me, 'You're mine tonight'."

And one of Cole's first questions was whether she would tell anyone what happened if they slept together.

Brooke, a former air hostess, claimed: "We were just chatting and he was making it blatantly obvious he was interested. Everyone could see what was going on.

"He said to me, 'I'm taking you home tonight'."

Afraid to be seen leaving the club with Brooke, Cole asked her to write down her number and he said he would call her when he got outside.

Minutes later, he did call and arranged to meet her at a nearby casino, she says.

At about 3.30am Cole and Brooke headed back to a house in Surrey owned by one of Cole's pals and they ended up in a spare room.

She claimed: "He grabbed my head and neck and pulled me towards him. He took my bra off. It was so hot and I was telling him not to pull my hair because I had extensions in.

"He was laughing and saying, 'I'm used to it with Cheryl'."

And she went on: "After we'd had sex we both fell asleep and he put his arm around me which I hate."

In the morning, Cole was "standoffish". Brooke said: "He was a bit cold in the morning. I've had one-a-night stands before and I usually don't care, but with him I felt a bit hurt."

She says he offered her £300 for a cab home to where she was staying, on the other side of London..

"I told him I didn't need £300. I felt like he was paying me.

"Ashley told me not to tell anyone about what had happened. He told me he'd phone me, but I was pretty certain he never would."

Brooke - who's also had flings with Liverpool winger Jermaine Pennant and Spurs striker Darren Bent - was right... Cole never phoned her. Instead, pals intervened.

Three weeks later, Brooke was on another night out at the Embassy Club when she was confronted by a bit-part actor with whom Cole is friends.

Brooke says the actor summoned her to a private room at the club.

Brooke said: "He asked if I would go downstairs with him to the office, but when I got down there a security guard took my bag off me and told me to sit down.

"At this point I was crying my eyes out, I was terrified because I knew what it was about, I knew it was about Ashley.

"Ashley's friend was saying to me, 'You've got to stop this, you're going to get yourself into a lot of trouble if you keep doing this.' "He said he knew that I was considering selling my story about Ashley, but he insisted Ashley didn't know that he was there to speak to me.

"Then he produced a bit of paper which had the statement saying I promised not to sell my story.

"He told me to sign it and at the time I was so scared I thought I was doing the right thing by signing it.

"Then he made me promise that I would go upstairs to the club and continue to enjoy my night as if nothing had happened.

"At the time I felt a bit relieved that the whole ordeal was over, but at the same time I was still frightened." Brooke says the paper she signed said: "I Brooke Healy did not sleep with Ashley Cole and I will not go to any papers to lie and say that I did."

She went on: "The man kept saying to me. 'What is it you want? Do you want to get your boobs done?'

She says the actor offered her £7,000 in cash, but she could only fit £300 in her purse that night so she arranged to meet him on New Year's Day to collect the rest.

"We arranged to meet at a pub in Muswell Hill (North London)," says Brooke. But the actor later phoned to say he would not be coming to the bar and would instead be sending his nephew to meet her.

At the bar, the nephew arrived carrying a brown envelope.

"I didn't count it there and then but it had £6,300 in it," she says.

"He took me to the back of the pub and said to me, 'Remember what we told you'. After that I went home and counted the money."

And she admits: "I mainly squandered it on nights out and partying, but I used some of it to put a deposit on a house and to buy a black pug dog."

Brooke never heard from either Cole or the actor again. At the time she had asked for a copy of the "statement" she signed - but none was ever sent.

Brooke says: "I didn't feel right about the situation, but what could I do?

"The majority of London's West End scene knows about Ashley and they know what he gets up to and that he's not faithful to Cheryl.

"I feel bad for her because she married somebody who isn't faithful."

(Coralie Robinson)

Meanwhile, we can also reveal that Coralie Robinson, a New Zealand-born brunette, came to the Sunday Mirror claiming she had sex with Cole in 2004.

She showed us a series of text messages sent to her from the footballer's mobile number.

But after talking to us, she met with Cole's lawyers and retracted her story in a legal document, a copy of which has been seen by the Sunday Mirror. In return, she was paid £10,000.

The model had claimed she met Cole in the late summer of 2004 in a London nightclub BEFORE the star had started dating Cheryl.

She originally claimed they had sex in a London flat and stated she was unimpressed by his prowess in the bedroom.

Subsequently, she claimed, she called herself a cab, left the apartment, and decided to go the Press with her story. However, in February last year Coralie was invited to a meeting attended by Cole's solicitor, a security guard and her own representative.

This time Cole and his team had drawn up a very thorough legal document which ran to a few pages.

Coralie was given £10,000 and asked to sign the document in return for destroying all text messages, telephone messages and notes relating to her relationship with Cole.

One clause said: "While I know A (Ashley Cole) as a friend, I have never at any time had a sexual relationship of any nature with him.

"Not withstanding the non-sexual nature of my relationship with A I will keep all matters passing between A and myself and all information regarding A as a result of such relationship in the strictest confidence."

Shattered Cheryl last night said she was considering whether or not to stand by Cole after he was exposed for cheating with hairdresser Aimee, who he met in a nightclub and had apparently thrown up in her car.

Cheryl had previously threatened to leave him if he played away, saying: "If anyone cheated on me they'd be dead. I've been cheated on in the past and gave them a few right hooks."

Cheryl could expect to get half of his £5million fortune if they divorce.

I didn't rate his tackle..

They call him Cashley Cole - the man who earns more in a year than most people do in a lifetime.

But the Chelsea and England defender doesn't have the greatest tackle, according to Brooke.

She told the Sunday Mirror: "He was distinctly average down below. And he has such little hands. His body wasn't that toned either. I couldn't believe it."

Aimee revealed on Friday: "For a footballer, I didn't think he was in great shape. We started having sex, but it wasn't long before he said he felt sick and rolled over and vomited on the floor."

Coralie told the Sunday Mirror that Cole's prowess had left something to be desired.

Brooke

AGE: 23

Born: Edinburgh

Claims To Fame: Former air hostess who counts among her conquests Darren Bent, Jermaine Pennant and Carlton Cole. She has said: "Why date other men if I can date a Premiership star?"

Coralie

AGE: 26

Born: Christchurch, New Zealand.

Claims To Fame: Miss Teen NZ at 16. Lives in London and is a lads' mag regular. Linked to Robbie Williams, Russell Brand, Shane Warne and BB's Ziggy.

'He said: Are you a good girl? I'm taking you home'

Ashley Cole:My wife still want to be a wag

Ashley Cole has done it.Bladdered and shag some random bird whose only sense in life is to shag footballers.The sordid seed has been blown out all over the paper by the woman who happens to be a single mom and needs to sell the story to collect some milk money.But amazingly his missus Cheryl Cole has vowed to stick through this with him.What happened to thosed words she said a while back to media that she'd cut off cheater's balls?Guess she still want to be a wag after all.Being a wag in this country is such an ultimate prize that you would trade your shame with it,just look at DANIELLE lloyds the Horny Oyster,who'd had bed-hopped a whole football team already and still fail to turn wag from a part-time gig to a full time job.

"Here is shameless Cheryl Cole telling us how much she want this wag franchise to work:

I'll stand by Ashley

DEVASTATED Cheryl Cole has pledged to stand by disgraced husband Ashley and honour every word of her solemn wedding vows — despite his drunken night of shame with a blonde.

In a searingly frank world-exclusive interview, the stunning Girls Aloud star spoke for the first time of her pain and anguish at the scandal surrrounding the England ace.

HURTING BUT STILL TOGETHER: Cheryl and Ashley battling to save their marriage at a secret location - but pledging that they are determined to stick it out

"When I married Ashley I made my vows and promised we'd be together for better or worse," she said. "This has to be the worst it gets."

And we can reveal Cheryl is CONVINCED her husband never had sex with 22-year-old Aimee Walton, BELIEVES his story and is still DETERMINED they can make their marriage work.

CLICK TO SEE ASHLEY AND CHERYL'S LIFE IN PICTURES

Although Ashley's shame only hit the headlines on Friday, Cheryl, 24, admitted she has known about Chelsea defender Ashley's boozy night with Aimee for six heart-breaking weeks.

He confessed to his wife just hours later and since then the couple, married just 18 months, have battled to save their relationship.

Ruin

Speaking from a secret location yesterday, with 27-year-old Ashley at her side and wedding ring still on her finger, she said: "I'm astonished that girl says she felt sorry for me.

"If she felt so sorry why did she run to the papers to try and ruin my marriage?

HAVE YOUR SAY HERE

"I hope she's happy with her first designer handbag that she can buy with her dirty money.

"I've been through an emotional roller coaster but I'm determined to be strong. Ashley's a wonderful husband and we ARE in love. I won't let this woman destroy our marriage."

Eyes welling up with emotion, brave Cheryl revealed how Ashley broke down in tears when he returned home after his night with Aimee.

He'd gone out drinking in London with friends on December 8 then they all planned to watch boxer Ricky Hatton's world title fight on TV. Ashley was downing vodka cocktails in the CC club.

Cheryl recalled: "When Ashley returned in a state he told me these girls had been invited into the VIP area and then he got really, really drunk. That was totally out of character for him."

The pals invited the girls back to watch the boxing with them at a flat in Princess Park Manor, Friern Barnet, north London—the same complex where Ashley and Cheryl used to live.

On the journey he was violently sick. And when they arrived he was so drunk he had to go straight to bed. Hairdresser Aimee claimed she then had sex with Ashley—even though she admitted he was "swaying", "slurring his words" and "threw up everywhere" .

The single mum from Morden, south London, added that later she had sex with him before and after he "vomited on the floor, all over the cream carpet". But staunchly loyal wife Cheryl insisted yesterday: "That's utter rubbish, I know that for a FACT. I know Ashley intimately. When he's under the influence he ISN'T capable.

"When I heard what this girl had said I realised she'd made part of the story up. And, to be honest, that has helped me get through this.

"Obviously I felt sick to the stomach. What woman and wife wouldn't? And to be honest I felt humiliated and crushed that this girl was saying these things and people were believing it.

"Things were made worse when my family and friends started calling and offering support. I had to tell them that Ashley had told me about a drunken night and I'd kept it a secret for nearly two months.

"I'd only told my mum. I adore the girls from the band but I hadn't even told them. It was something that Ashley and I had to get through together.

"We've spent so much time together, talked and sorted things out. So I was devastated when this girl came up with all this and tried to make out it was something it wasn't."

SCENE OF SHAME: Flats where Cole spent night with Aimee

Then courageous Cheryl relived that heartbreaking moment when the £90,000-a-week star returned to their £3.5 million home in Oxshott, Surrey, and collapsed in sobs.

She said: "He told me, ‘Something happened last night but I was so drunk I don't know what,'

"I was furious, furious that he didn't know what had gone on and that he'd put himself in that situation.

"All he could remember is his friends leaving him upstairs with this girl and him being so ill that he was sick and she was putting a bucket under his head, looking after him.

"His mates had said the girl was going into the kitchen and getting cloths to clean up because he was totally out of it. They were downstairs watching the fight and thought he'd be fine."

Incredibly, beautiful Cheryl kept her composure as she recalled her fury and added: "I saw the sick over Ashley's clothes, he was covered in it. I was fuming with his friends for not looking after him themselves.

"OK, Ashley was stupid to put himself in such a vulnerable and ridiculous position. But his friends should have protected him. I've seen with my own eyes the way women flirt and try it on with footballers.

"I was so angry, so frustrated that Ashley couldn't remember what on earth had gone on apart from him being sick."

That night feisty Cheryl made her disgraced husband sleep in a spare room. She said: "It was the worst night of my life. I was angry and I didn't know the full story of what happened.

"I've always said that if anything happened with another woman I would leave—and I knew I'd have to face up to that reality if he really had cheated.

"But the next day I calmed down a bit and then took a few more days to let what he'd said sink in. Ashley is not a big drinker, I knew that and I was shocked about the state he was in. It's so not like him. I never really thought it could be the end because we ARE married and I realised there's no point saying your vows then walking out on a whim."

AIMEE: Slammed by Cheryl

But Cheryl admitted that for the first week she struggled to cope with what Ashley had told her.

She said: "I just couldn't believe that he couldn't remember anything. I asked, and asked, and asked but still he said he couldn't recall a thing that had gone on. He kept telling me he couldn't but I couldn't believe that.

"As Ashley rarely drinks and is usually so careful, I asked if he thought somebody had put something into one of his drinks. But he said he didn't know. It was like banging my head against a brick wall. I didn't want to eat or sleep, I just felt drained and hurt and scared."

But also in Cheryl's mind were the memories of her insisting to the media a year ago: "If anybody cheated on me they'd be dead. I've been cheated on in the past. I gave the blokes a few right and left hooks."

She told us: "I had to appreciate, and I DID appreciate, Ashley coming to me first and telling me about it.

"But it's fair to say we constantly rowed over the next few days.

"My mum Joan was there and I confided in her. She realised something serious was going on, she had never seen us rowing before.

"I knew that Ashley and I were going to be spending Christmas apart because he was playing football in London and I was in Newcastle.

"It was a horrible Christmas, it was so raw. But I had time to myself to think and I realised that the New Year was coming up and we could start afresh. I didn't want to carry the same argument into the New Year. I was 100 per cent over it.

Daft

"Obviously part of me was still angry and I won't take any s**t. Slowly things moved on and we got back to normal.

FIRST STEP TO SCANDAL: Club where Cole met girl

"We love each other, I adore Ashley and we spent time talking about things.

"But then last week Ashley's agent got a call saying a girl was about to go to the papers saying she had a boozy night with Ashley. She didn't say she'd slept with him at that stage.

"I instantly thought it was just some daft girl saying something for money, I didn't put two and two together.

"Then at midnight on Thursday I got a call from my PR saying the girl HAD sold her story. And on Friday morning the penny dropped that it was the same girl from that night before Christmas.

"It made it worse when people claimed I'd kicked Ashley out. That just wasn't true.

"I'm still hurt and angry but we've been working things through since December and we're now hoping to move forward and rebuild our relationship. And I'm back at work with the band on Monday. I thought the whole matter was already dealt with and now this woman makes these claims. But I feel sorry for her that she had to go after a married man for her own financial gain.

"I know it must be hard being a single mum but that's no excuse to exploit Ashley and potentially ruin our marriage.

"I feel like I'm living in a nightmare and I don't know if people will allow me or Ashley to forget it. I hope they do. My friends have been brilliant. The girls from my band have all been so supportive.

"I don't want anybody to be angry with Ashley or to judge him—that's my job as his wife."

Cheryl and Ashley have neither asked for nor received any payment for their account.

Cristiano Ronaldo's Rome Hooker Picture-revealed

Mystery revealed.Cristiano paid this podgy-faced Brazilian lardy Gabriela De Freitas £400($800) to have a shag.His eyes were probably in the malfunction mode or it could be his c0kc gived up on his mind to go on a herotic missionary sex maneuver on its own.Let's hope he did ask for his change after the shag.

"Anywho,here is this tasteless p0rn story Ron made in Rome:

SOCCER wizard Cristiano Ronaldo paid £400 for sex with this hooker . . . and she ain’t much of a looker.

The Manchester United winger scored away from home with podgy-faced Brazilian Gabriela De Freitas.

The pair teamed up with another escort and one of his Portuguese pals for a filthy foursome in Italy.

Ronaldo, 22, and his friend TOOK TURNS to bed the girls at the five-star Hilton Hotel in Rome.

Gabriela, 25, is no match for his stunning girlfriend Carolina Patrocinio, 20.

But, like teammate Wayne Rooney – who famously bedded a 52-year-old gran dubbed The Auld Slapper – Ronaldo was happy to play the field with a ropey hooker.

Tattoos

Gabriela, who has butterfly tattoos on her shoulder, thigh and foot, smoked throughout a two-hour meeting with The Sun in Milan.

(Randy ... Ronaldo scored twice)

She revealed £100,000-a-week Ronaldo took off his religious Rosario necklace before romping. She said: “We took turns having sex with them. Ronaldo made lots of noises and seemed to have a good time.”

Winker Ronaldo jetted to Rome’s red light district after United’s FA Cup win over Aston Villa two weeks ago. He met the girls at the Divafutura Channel club where hostesses drape themselves over punters while strippers perform on stage.

He and the pal, in his 30s, bought them £120 bottles of champagne.

Ronaldo returned to the hotel alone before the girls got a cab back with his pal.

(Romp ... Wayne)

Gabriela said: “Ronaldo was standing outside his suite in a white hotel robe. He looked great and has a lovely body. One thing he did do was shave everywhere – there wasn’t a hair on his body.

“Within minutes me and my friend were pleasuring Ronaldo and his pal.”

The couples then paired off for romps before switching partners.

She added: “Ronaldo was naked on the bed waiting for me.

“To be honest it was an average experience with him. He was smiling a lot. I just couldn’t believe I was having sex with Ronaldo!

“Afterwards, he paid me in cash.” Gabriela has since been fired from the Divafutura Club for prostitution.

"

Alan Smith Sex Romp with model before England Euro knock out

Smith's loo romp on eve of Euro flop

(PARTY OF SHAME: With John )

A TEENAGE model has revealed how she romped with soccer ace Alan Smith in a toilet at a wild England bash the night before the crucial Croatia game.

Sophie Bovington-Kerr was one of a group of beauties who secretly partied with the squad that flopped in front of millions in the Euro 2008 qualifier 3-2 defeat at Wembley.

And she tells how £6 million Newcastle midfielder Smith's mind wasn't on the biggest match for years—or his on-off girlfriend Holly Worthington— when he homed in to score with the 18-year-old.

"He was still wearing the England kit he'd trained in that day when he took me into the loo. He pushed me into the cubicle, pulled his shorts down and had oral sex with me," says Sophie.

"We'd swapped numbers and even after I'd left the hotel later he bombarded me with texts far into the night asking me to come back and go to bed with him."

FA bosses have tried to draw a veil over the scandal after sacking coach Steve McLaren and ushering in a new era with Italian Fabio Capello—but last night Sophie broke her silence to tell the News of the World: "It was the night before the biggest game of some of these players' lives and all they were after was sex with me and my friends.

Sneaked

"I couldn't believe the way they were behaving. All I could think was, ‘In less than 24 hours you lot will be at Wembley with the whole country willing you on to win'."

Sophie and her pals had just finished a photoshoot at Watford's five-star Grove Hotel where the team were based on November 20.

They sneaked into the VIP area reserved for superstars. Smith was among other bored squad players hoping some girls would turn up.

When £50,000-a-week star Smith, 27, saw Sophie he made a beeline for her. "I'd met him in the players' lounge after the Brazil game last June and just thought he was really arrogant and rude. He was so full of himself," said Sophie.

"He'd strutted around and gave the impression he could sleep with me just because he's a footballer. But that night we talked properly and I really liked him." He then asked the pretty brunette for her phone number. "Twenty seconds later he sent me a text saying, ‘Meet me in the toilets in five minutes' and he left the room. I didn't go because I know what footballers are like.

"Then I got another message saying, ‘Go to the toilets' He kept going out of the room and expected me to follow him." By 8.30pm Sophie needed the loo. When she opened the door to come out, Smith was waiting for her.

"He pushed me back in the cubicle and said, ‘I want to talk to you'.

"Then he started kissing me passionately. His hands were everywhere—on my thighs and on my bum. He said I had an amazing body and how much he wanted to have sex with me. The game was the last thing on his mind.

"The thing I really remember was that he was still wearing his England kit that he'd trained in a few hours earlier.

"He pulled his shorts down and I gave him oral sex. He was pressed up against the wall and was obviously enjoying it—but I didn't feel comfortable about it."

Former Old Trafford ace Smith also sent Sophie a string of texts AFTER she left the hotel.

No early night before the big match for him—he bombarded her with messages until 1am telling her to come back and begging her to have sex with him in the five-star hotel's exclusive spa and fitness suite.

Sophie said: "I didn't go back. I couldn't believe this was an England international on the eve of a big game. Thousands of people would give their right arm to be in his position."

Astonishingly at 3.47pm the next day—just over four hours before the kick-off—Smith sent her another explicit message, saying: "Wish I cud meet u. What wud u want me to do on that table?" And he was still trying it on weeks later.

Smith didn't earn an England cap against Croatia. He wasn't even on the subs' bench for the game. But he clearly couldn't forget his match with Sophie.

She got another text on Christmas Day at 3.48pm saying: "What u doing now naughty? I'm really horny."

It is not the first time the FA has launched an investigation into sex scandals at The Grove. On the eve of England's 3-0 win over Estonia on October 12 a married star disgraced himself after being caught by an official having sex in a side room with another model.

And last year we revealed how some senior players indulged in a drunken party for Chelsea star Shaun Wright-Phillips' birthday at a lapdancing club between two crucial Euro 2008 qualifiers

At the sleazy bash one senior England star had sex with a girl in full view of other partygoers in the club's basement at 4am.

Begged

Captain John Terry, who is paid £100,000 a week, was so drunk he urinated on the floor and another player begged two lapdancers for a threesome.

Sophie was invited to that party at the club in Soho's Wardour Street, on October 27, and was pictured with Terry, 27, wearing a striped blue and white polo shirt. She said: "It was a horrible, drunken party.

"The players were all knocking back champagne and vodka."

Sophie was at the hotel with her pal, student Katharyn Mann, to do a photo shoot for breast cancer charity The Perfectly Pink Company. Also there were blondes Adele Cable and Lisa Turner who run the company and use England superstars to pose with models wearing their fashion line.

The girls were supposed to leave the team hotel after the photoshoot at 7pm. But they were sneaked into the private booths in a sectioned-off VIP area.

FA bosses have now put a stop to any photoshoots with female models the night before international matches.

Cristiano Ronaldo said He hooked on Hookers

You can't stop cat from eating fish,can you?The secret is out:Cristiano Ronaldo admitted He's hooked on Hookers.It's an addiction.He shamelessly said:"I must confess that sometimes, after a tough session on the pitch, I weaken and have something that is very bad for me.But I have worked hard for my luxury.” The word is "get off my chest,I have worked hard to be able to enjoy the life as it is.Boy,believe me,my life is good,you lot just plain jealous."
We should so cut this splendid boy some slack.So far only half way through the season,the wonder boy has scored a stunning 22 goals in 25 games and just picked up his first hat-trick for The Red Devils in Saturday's 6-0 win over toothless Newcastle.The boy has been playing his socks off for the team.I'm kind of glad two or three hookers will do the trick to help him recover from the game.Either they suck it or ride it,I don't care,as far as they keep our scoring devil on the form.If the girls can do that,I'd suggest Man Utd runs the vice den in house.

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More words of gold from our eruptive player of the season Cristiano Ronaldo:
The Portuguese international has been Europe's stand-out player this season, and wants to pile on the misery for opposing defenders. The winger has urged Sir Alex Ferguson not to give him a rest.

"This time last season the boss gave me a break for four or five days," recalled Ronaldo, speaking to the Daily Mirror.

"But people who know me will know that all I want to do is play. I just want to play, score goals, make assists and do good things for the team.

"I'm enjoying staying here in Manchester. There isn't much sun at the moment, but it's not a problem. The weather is not the most important thing.

"I had a great season in 2007 and played really well. I scored a lot of goals, made a few goals and it was a wonderful season for me.

"But this season I'm at the same level. I've scored quite a few goals, played at a good level and the important thing is to keep going like that. I want to learn more and play more.

"I want to score as many goals as I can. I have many opportunities to score because my team-mates make good passes and because there are so many games, not just the Premier League but Champions League and FA Cup."
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Man Utd Star Rio Ferdinand Nearly Sharted On The Pitch

(Roo Run for the Loo)

RIO FERDINAND begged to be subbed during a Man United Premier League game — because he had the runs.

The England star’s team-mate PATRICE EVRA also had to be replaced due to bad guts.

Live TV viewers and a sell-out 75,000 Old Trafford crowd were left baffled by the pair’s rapid and embarrassing exits with no obvious sign of injury.

Boss SIR ALEX FERGUSON has never revealed what had afflicted £30million Rio, 29, and £5.5million Evra, 26.

(Dashing ... Patrice Evra)

But United coach BRIAN MCCLAIR, 43, has now come clean about the incident in the 2-0 victory over Fulham on December 3.

The defenders were ill after a dodgy lasagne and had assured Fergie they could get through the game.

But McClair revealed: “Both players had upset tummies. If they hadn’t run off pretty sharpish, the pitch may have had some unexpected fertilisation.”

Chelsea's £26million warchest to land Dimitar Berbatov

After Dimitar Berbatov said he's ready to quit Tottenham's sorry ass,Chelsea steps in the hotwater with a £26million warchest. Sorry Man Utd,when Chelsea decides to buy someone, all you can to is watching and mouthwatering.
Let's pack the worthless £30million-too-much Andriy Shevchenko's ass back to Italy,shall we?

"SunSports says:

CHELSEA will make a £26million swoop for Dimitar Berbatov this month.

The Blues reckon the Tottenham hitman can revive their title challenge.

Manchester United were also interested but accept they will be outbid by Roman Abramovich.

SunSport revealed yesterday the Bulgarian, 26, is ready to quit Spurs.

And that has alerted United and Chelsea, who meet Berbatov’s criteria.

Agent Emil Dantchev said: “If a club that corresponds to Dimitar’s class and ambition comes in with an offer that suits his current club in January, he would like to be allowed to go.”

Chelsea, who trail leaders Arsenal by six points, are desperate to boost their firepower.

Star striker Didier Drogba has been plagued by injuries.

Giants

The Ivory Coast ace is currently recovering from a knee op — and will probably fly out to the African Nations Cup when he is fit.

Meanwhile, Andriy Shevchenko has failed to live up to his billing as one of the world’s top strikers since a £30m move from AC Milan.

The Ukrainian could return to the Italian giants if they come up with the cash.

Salomon Kalou and Claudio Pizarro have failed to provide decent back-up in attack.

And this has left boss Avram Grant searching for new talent in the January window.

Chelsea have been linked with a £10m move for Nicolas Anelka and could fall back to the Bolton striker if they fail with their Berbatov bid.

Spurs supremo Daniel Levy insisted: “We are not a selling club, rather we are building for the future. When we have players on long contracts we have no need to entertain offers.”

Yet Spurs’ fight to hang on to Berba could be a lost cause."