Eddie Murphy:I'd slept with Mel B 3 times and the bitch's conned me

(She's got gold digger written all over it)

So here's something we don't know about:Eddie Murphy only managed to shag Mel B 3 times.He's already had her knocked up.Talking about the effectivity of semens.They must be like SAS,strong and determined,landing on the right stripe,working under the extraordinary short notice,and producing the goods.Believe me,the scary spice doesn't look like a smooth patch and it's bound to be a good fight for Eddie Murphy's brave Special Air Service Jizz Regiment.Anyhow,this has ended up being the most expensive campaign Eddie Murphy has paid for his SAS boys cause the scary booby has asked him for a $9MILLION house in Malibu plus living expenses for 18 YEARS to compensate this bedside war affair.
Drama time and here is the scoop of this scandalicious encounter:

WE reveal the astonishing scary truth about Spice Girl Mel B's "great love affair" with Eddie Murphy ...they only had sex THREE times.

But incredibly that was enough to get her pregnant, crash their three-month fling and spark one of Hollywood's biggest legal bust-ups.

Now, for the first time, a family source close to movie superstar Eddie has revealed the intense bitterness and hatred between the couple, but sensationally claimed:

"Mel said all the problems would go away if Eddie agreed to her demands for a $9MILLION (that's £4.5million) house in Malibu plus living expenses for 18 YEARS."

In an exclusive interview with the News of the World the insider told us: "Mel might have been in love with Eddie but he was certainly NOT in love with her.

Split

"Mel did NOT live at his house although she told people she did.

"And it wasn't a passionate relationship. They slept together just three times.

"That's why he was stunned when she announced she was pregnant after they split. He truly did not believe it was his child. As they only had sex a few times, and she'd PROMISED she had a contraceptive coil fitted, Eddie was certain it couldn't be his."

The insider then revealed that since DNA tests proved Eddie DID father the baby, nine-month-old Angel, he is now convinced wild 32-year-old Mel had wanted a baby with him all along.

Our source said: "Right from the moment she was introduced to Eddie she was infatuated and started to tell her friends she was going to marry him.

"It was clear Mel was desperate to be like Posh Spice and wanted a high profile catch like David Beckham.

"She wanted the fame and the fortune and more than anything she wanted a wealthy, A-list husband.

"Getting involved with Mel was the worst mistake Eddie ever made and he'll regret it for the rest of his life.

"He's eaten away by bitterness and is convinced she's trying to ruin him.

"Of course he will pay to support Angel—at the moment it's $15,000 (£7,500) a month—but he refuses to be part of her life right now because he doesn't want anything to do with Mel.

"Things got so ugly between them Eddie even had his lawyer send her lawyer a letter accusing her of extortion—he thinks she's been rubbishing his name in order to make him cave in to her outlandish financial demands."

The News of the World has seen a copy of that letter which spells out Mel's alleged multi-million pound terms and accuses the singer of a "smear" campaign against 46-year-old Eddie.

Our source added that alarm bells had been ringing for Eddie even before Mel announced she was expecting his baby.

The insider said: "On one of their very first dates Mel told Eddie she fantasised about having a threesome with a woman she knew from Los Angeles.

"Eddie just could not believe how forward she was in suggesting that.

"It was clear she had a very strong sexual appetite.

Sick

"But Eddie's a complete germophobe and his fear of catching something would never allow him to have sex with a stranger, so that was never going to happen."

The American star is convinced Mel deliberately contrived to have their baby on his birthday just to spite him.

Our source said: "Angel was due on April 15th but Eddie's birthday is on April 3rd and he firmly believes she purposely made an appointment to have a premature Caesarean section so that she could give birth that day.

"He says Mel wanted to have another tie to him and this was her sick way of doing it.

"Now he says he'll never again be able to enjoy his birthday as he'll just be thinking of all the hurt she's caused him.

"It's all so sad because there's an innocent little girl involved here but Eddie is adamant that the two of them mean nothing to him—and I can't see a time when he'll ever forgive Mel.

"Eddie says when Angel is old enough to start asking about her dad, then he'll meet her. But only if that ever happens.

"He's still so angry and I think he always will be."

Spice Girl Mel C says ta-ta to her tattoos

This Sh!t is just insane.Mel C's gonna fork out $20,000 and 2 years to get rid of all TEN of her tattoos.It's highly expensive and expensive operation,which's gonna leave scars all over her body.She must hate herself very much right now.Otherwise how could a woman in her right mind would spend so much money,time,and pain to do this type of sh!t to herself to do this pointless physical alteration.This gold-grabbing Spice reunion must have fu*ked up her self-belief so much that she starts to pity herself.Standing side by side with the Plastic-Perfect Posh must have cast serious self-doubt on herself.I used to think she's the coolest Spice.Now it looks as if she just want to be tamed and lame after all these years.

"Still if you give a sh!t,here's the behind-of-the-scene lame excuses to get this tattoo-murdering done by privy C herself:
Mel, 34, will start getting rid of them at the end of the Spice Girls reunion tour. But the process could take up to two years—and risk scarring. I hear having to wear skimpy costumes for the gigs has made her hate the tats, which include a Celtic cross on her left arm, a phoenix across her shoulders and the word ‘Angel' on her midriff. She also has a flower on her lower back, small star on her right hand, Thai writing meaning ‘love' and ‘happiness' on her wrists, and a dragon on her right calf. A Spice insider revealed: "Mel is determined to have her tattoos removed as soon as the tour is over because they remind her of all her unhappy times. "It's going to be a massive job and very painful but she thinks it's worth it. "Having to parade around the stage every night in tiny costumes has encouraged her to make the decision." Last year Mel admitted she regretted her body art. She said: "They look nice when you're toned and tanned but when I put on weight they looked awful."

Victoria Beckham pissed off Geri Halliwell at BBC gig

Finally we got to know just what a dumb A$$ Victoria Beckham is when she just tried to be Mrs Entertainment on Spice Girls reunion gig:It all started While Spices girls were doing a second take for their appearance at BBC's Strictly Come Dancing,Mel B yelled to the audiences : “Are there any good-looking single blokes for Geri? We have to get her a boyfriend.” Emma Bunton followed: “He has to have a job.” Mel C got a funny line: “Do we care about gender this week, Geri?” Oh,that's way too much to tease out of man luck Geri ,init?
It appeared to be ever so humourless Posh Beckham who delivered the decisive lethal blow to the single and sour Geri. She screeched: “Beggars can’t be choosers, Geri.” Bitc$'re trying too hard to be funny. The only way she'll be a less annoying plastic person is to be quite as plastic. Shut the F up!

Spice Girls Mel B Charged Sick Kids' Charity $20,000 to Sing

Mel B has turned from Scary Spice to Scrooge Spice. The bitch poises to making shit loads of money from Spice Girls union tour, as much as $ 20 Mill. But when A UK Sick Kids Charity "Make a Wish Foundation" asked her to make an appearance at their fundraiser. She demanded $20,000 for it.
The woman's heart must be cold as coal. The Charity is to help terminal ill kids to fullfill their last wishes, something like going to DisneyLand before they die.
May those kids' after-life sprits haunt her sleepless nights after her greasy fingers tirelessly count her heartless money untill the end of dumb ass Spice Girls.

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Posh Beckham's silicon bag's great escape

Pitt cleavage! Maybe Posh's new implants are falling out the sides, trying to make their escape. They aren't as devoted as the old ones.

Posh and the other Spice Memaws began their London concerts last night. 1 down, 16 more to go! Baby's sprained ankle seems to have healed. Christmas miracle!

The reviews were mixed. Some said Posh was the star of the show and others said their singing sucked. What the hell do you expect? It's the Spice Memaws not Placido Domingo.

Posh Beckham pissed of other spice girls

Posh Beckham is getting all the attention on the Spice Girls tour and the other chickens don't like it one bit. At the opening of their London show, Posh got the most applause so says the Daily Mail. Posh's mic was turned down low that when she tried to speak nobody could hear her. That's probably a good thing. Her heels are also higher than the others, so she towers over them. It's the little things, I guess.

A source said, “All of these silly petty things just got on the nerves of the other girls. And to top it off when Victoria kept getting the loudest applause and cheers, it really grated on the others.

"The fact Posh probably had the least to do but was getting the best reception was a bit disheartening. It all blew up backstage afterwards and there were some very stern words and evil looks exchanged."

Is that why Posh had pitt cleavage? Scary, Sporty, Baby and Ginger probably got together, stole her fugly corset, threw it in the dryer and watched that Posh try and squeeze into it.

Please! The only reason these women got back together was for cold hard cash. I'm sure they could give a shit that Posh is getting the most attention. All they see are dollar signs. I mean pound signs. Well, Posh sees dollar signs since she lives in America and Baby sees pounds since she lives in...oh well you know what I mean!