Showing posts with label Simon Cowell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Simon Cowell. Show all posts

Wednesday, 16 January 2008

Simon Cowell Exploits American Idol on the downfall

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(Simon with his bootiful protege Leona)

American Idol is a sinking ship.American Idol's many recent acts have come out sales flops,the rating's like water flushing down the toilet,and The production studio "19 Entertainment" was sold to cash in before its downfall.What's the better timing to exploit something than when it's going down.That's exactly what Simon Cowell did with "idol 7":he'd put one of his own signed artists "Leona Lewis" back from Britain as the closing guest performer in the grand final.I have specially listened to her new ablum "Spirit" to see what all this buzz's about only to find out:She's a mimic of Mariah Carey in 1980s' fashion only with less vivid emotion and more blunt boredom.Basically she's a boring character voicewise.After watching her interviews on youtube,I'd say she's a damn boring entertainer 2.But I'd say she's got a fine body and damn pretty face.I'd tap that a$$ anytime of the day.Wonder whether that's why Simon's trying so hard to overpromote her.You can't discount sex factor even though she's the winner of Idol's UK equivalent "X factor" which is of course produced by Simon's own company.
But I'd tell Simon if you wanna sell that piece of a$$ to me you'd better throw in her stripping DVD as CD bonus.You'd get my $s with a satisfying grin.


Leona Lewis

Friday, 28 December 2007

Simon Cowell's Xmas hol pics with families&pals

Campy Mr Mean Simon Cowell is soaking up the luxary Barbados sunshine. It looks like the man just had his breast reduction done in time for this bear-your-chest hol occasion:His otherwise significant man boobs have gone in the air. The man is a little bit under the weather as well as he carried a packet of tablets and medicine as he left the beach.
Simon's missus Terri Seymour looks as hot as the local weather,which is hot, hot,hot. She's got the booty, she's got the curve. She's bang,bang, very shaggable accessory.
Damn, even though Mr Mean is never on my good books, he's really generous with his families: He picks up the tab for his mom Julie,his brother Nicholas and Nicholas's wife Katie Aylwin every year for a fortnight hol in Barbados. The exclusive Sandy Lane hotel's penthouse they custom will set you back at least $10,000 a night. No expense is spared for the families.
Family value is dear, people broke like us can only afford to be closefisted.

Under the weather: Simon Cowell was seen clutching over-the-counter medications Gravol, an anti-nausea and motion sickness medication and cough medicine Robitussin while holidaying in Barbados

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Cowell was holding the over-the-counter medication as he left the beach at the Sandy Lane resort

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Millionaires pow-wow: Simon, seen here with girlfriend Terri Seymour, and his millionaire pals Sir Phillip Green and Michael Winner have all decamped to the luxury Sandy Lane hotel in Bardados for their winter holidays

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Uncomfortable: Retail mogul Sir Phillip Green looks decidedly uncomfortable as he revealed his man-boobs as he sat perched on the edge of a lounger at the luxury Sandy Lane resort in Barbados

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Leggy beauty: Model and television presenter Terri reveals her enviable figure as she enjoys some winter sun

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Friends reunited: Terri strolls with Michael Winner and his partner Geraldine Lynton-Edwards

Friday, 14 December 2007

Simon Cowell is a sick diva

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell had a six hour flu of Britney Spears of late: Recently the mean ape of American Idol tribe has refused to move his heavy ass down to Los Angles to do a promotion shoot for Fox, since basically da bitch pretty much thinks he owns the Idol show over this side of the pond,Fox has no choice but to send a crew over to London to get their shots. But bitch said he's too sick to even take the shots on his home turf and felt a little bit down under London Weather. Six days later, Fox got no shots even of Simon's Shady shadow but got to pick up $50,000 bills the crew racked up.
After the crew went back to States empty-handed, Simon's rep confirmed:" he's been feeling much better now and as a matter of fact, he's been so well that he's looking forward to the vacation next week in Barbados with great deal of enthusiasm."
Good timing indeed. Just get better right on time before the expensive holiday comes in handy.

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