Japan sells breast milk in cans

(Hello,My Name is Takuro.I solely write stuff from the best of the world:what?The naked beach from France?!You pervert!It's Japan!We are the best!Suck on it!)
How can you not love Japan?Japan is so pervy that it's so funny that you just can't stop but suck on it.We are selling breast milk in cans from our very own yummy mummies who are on the prime of their breastfeeding moments.Suck on it,admit your shame and suck on it.You're ugly prat and your mummy never love you.Here is how you make up for your lack of supply of yummy mummy love:Suck on it,you know you love it.This is how we help those poor people living in the country where creative force is not as much as the oxygen in the air as in japan.

Want big boobies for your girl,check out F Cup Cookie

Are you not happy with your woman's small knockers? Can you afford the heavy bill for a breast implant? Now,with F Cup Cookie from Jpan, you don't need to worry about any of those.

Your girl friend only needs to eat two cookies a day and her tits will grow bigger and bigger. Soon enough you will have those heavenly f cup blossom weighing in your hands! Here is BBC's Frances's 10 days journey with F Cup Cookie:

Day 1

Here's Fran before the experiment started.

(According to the bra measuring lady she's a 32DD - but we're not too sure!)

Here's Fran on DAY 2 of the experiment

She's not grown at all but she has felt "a stirring" in the breast area. It could just be indigestion.

Fran's still confident that the biscuits will boost her bra size though!

DAY 3 and Fran can't see any change yet.

We've now decided to use a very accurate measuring device - a tape measure.

Fran will use it everyday to check if they're growing at all.

Her current measurements are:

Under the breasts: 29 inches
Around the fullest part: 34.5 inches

Technically that now makes her a 34A? It's so confusing!

DAY 4 and they're growing!!

After just 4 days Fran measured around the big bit and it was 34.75 inches. That means she's grown by a quarter of an inch.

Maybe Fran will have her dream of being busty and buxom in time for Christmas!

Day 5

No change today. Still 34.75 inches around the widest bit.

We're hoping for big things (literally!) next week.

DAY 8

It's after the weekend and Fran has grown to 35 inches around the biggest bit of bosom!

That's a whole half an inch of extra boobage. These F Cup Cookies seem to be actually working.

DAY 9

Fran came into the studio today and volunteered to be measured behind our Carry-On style screen.

Scott was chosen to be the measurer and we discovered he may suffer from Mamophobia (the fear of breasts)!

Day 10: It's all getting very confusing!

Fran's up to 35 and three quarters and one eighth of an inch!

Neither Scott nor Chappers can work out what that actual measurement is. We think it's now 35 and seven eighths inches.

Our guest Matt Willis helped measure her up today.

Fran's now on 2 cookies per day - will she get her dream of big boobs like Pammy's for Christmas?