Friday 14 December 2007

Someone stole Paula Abdul's urine

Paula Abdul

Damn,this is just plain crazy:Once upon a time, America Idol nutcase Paula Abdul did a urine test for her suspected pregnancy, but ended up getting her urine sample stolen by one medical staff. The poor guy is so obsessed with Paula that he nearly had a heart attack once he knew it's Paula Abdul's bodily warm urine in his sweaty hands. He decide since it's the closest he can get to Paula Abdul's vagina it was worth losing his job to take the urine home instead of wasting it in the lab's stinky sink. He probably mixed his own urine with Paula's urine later on so that he can convince himself he did have sex with Paula once by carnally exchange body fluid in a ultra-friendly test tube.
How love can make people insane.

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