Sunday 30 December 2007

Heather Mills's failure to launch as a one-legged divorcee

Heather Mills

Heather Mills's broke. It's no good to be unable to even pay up her big time divorce lawyers: Who's gonna help the one-legged reality who$e to dig deep into filthy rich ex-hubby Beatles Paul's golden pocket?So bitch's wanna make some doe by being a vegan restaurant tycoon.But we already know what's on her veggie menu: sucking rat's or dog's tits for milk. It's no surprise no banks would lend her a penny. Who in the right mind would bet your money on someone so unhinged?! Bitc$ should just focus on getting scrooge hubby to throw up the scandalously lucrative divorce gold. At least bitch already has the job half-nailed by marrying off her post-porn ass to an old probably-soon-to-decease megarich pensioner and divorce his ass thereafter. I bet any bank would bank on this project in a heartbeat.

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