Wednesday 30 January 2008

Tom Cruise gives Katie Holmes breakdown

Tom Cruise

Being Tom Cruise's wify has always been risky business,Especially now when he takes over the crown of international wacko from Michael "face off" Jackson.After Tom's lunatic Scientology video became the laugh of the town,Katie Holmes went over the boiling point.Maybe she still physically interc0rsed with the handsome midget,but the mind-fcuking appears too much.Source claimed the tension is so intense between the two that Scientology had to arrange a crisis meeting for them,but apparently they talked too much crap,Katie Holmes ended up storming out of the lot.But it's already too late for little Katie cause Tom has knocked her up again with alien jizz.Suri got the company,ya'll.Tom the nerd maybe is laughing his fart off over his successful uterus hijack towards Katie:"B!tch,I own your a$s until at least Fourth of July."Or maybe poor Katie could go on a revengeful retail therapy.That always works when you have nothing better to do than throw away Tom the nerd's alien fortune.

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