Jamie Lynn Spears has already one-upped her older sister Britney by getting pregnant at the tender of 16 and now, according to the National Enquirer, she’s set to do it again by getting married, for the first time, on April 4th, a few days after she turns 17.
“Jamie Lynn loves Casey and wants to marry him but her mum is dead set against it,” the insider said.
“Jamie Lynn knows that once she’s out from under her mom’s thumb in Kentwood she and Casey will be together.
I hope Jamie Lynn doesn’t make the mistake of picking her sister to be her Maid of Honor. She’d be better off with a dress-wearing chimpanzee. You know that chimp would show up on time, tissues in hand and keep its’ mouth shut during the 15 minute court house proceedings. The worst the chimp could do is shower the newly weds with its’ own poop but this being Louisiana, they’d probably consider it a sign of good luck.
