Michael Jackson is so skint that he's desperate to relaunch his sh!t-in-the-pants pop career.50 cent is popular,so Jacko fancys some fiddy money by asking him do a track with him.50 cent is a wise man.He knows association with Wacko would seriously urinate on his street cred.So he rebuffles the hell out of Jacko by saying:"Nah,he ain't need my help.It’s not true. Anyway, what can you possibly teach Michael Jackson about music – nothing."
Jacko should just forget about his pop career and start doing a reality TV or something.That's money.At least we'd get what we paid for:a freak show.
He'd be jumping up and down on his bed with a few kids.He'd be flying there like Peter "where's my nose" Pan,he'd playing water fight with his sleepmate boys.I bet that's gonna beat TV rating record while we puke Mcdonal's out in front of each other.
Jacko should just forget about his pop career and start doing a reality TV or something.That's money.At least we'd get what we paid for:a freak show.
He'd be jumping up and down on his bed with a few kids.He'd be flying there like Peter "where's my nose" Pan,he'd playing water fight with his sleepmate boys.I bet that's gonna beat TV rating record while we puke Mcdonal's out in front of each other.
