Friday 25 January 2008

Jessica Alba fears for her nipples

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Jessica Alba said in Extra she's been paranoid about breatfeeding.I feel for her.I totally understand how those little prats will control your life through your nipples.It's like you sit in the Starbuck drinking coffee and suddently the hungry Mr pacifier starts crying for the attention of mammary dairy,your nipples haven't finished lunchbreak yet and already got called into work.The workload on your nipples is so intense that You'd wish you could go to gym to train your nipples long before the birth.It's like when you join marathon,you'll need to prepare for it cause who knows how long you'll need to breastfeed the bastard before Nestlé liberates your nipples for good.

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