Should we should really really leave Tom Cruise alone?

So Adam Sandler asked us to leave his tinseltown classmate Tom Cruise alone.The question is should we and on what price.Mocking Tom Cruise has never been this easy and fun.Who else can we fall back on if we stop messing with our crouch jumping Tommy Boy?I could forget we human ever jumped on the moon but boy Tommy Boy's jump is so impressive that I felt "jump" as a word has been permanently contaminated.Jacko used to be the weirdo American like to toss around for laugh like a toilet roll.But his face has fallen off since and there's no much fun to play with a dead meat.Tommy boy has taken over what Jacko's left off with such an indisputable manner that we are so blessed with the joy of being able to bully this nutjob who's so filthily loaded and famous much to us under-average joe's displeasure.Torturing Tommy boy has become such a national guilty pleasure it almost makes you feel as good as you got a pay rise while working in McDonald's.And we all know how hard it is to get a pay rise in McDonald's and boy don't tell me to give up on that.Plus do you know what's his pickup line when he tried to tap Jennifer Garner's ass?He asked her if she knew what freedom is while wink and wink.