Paul Mccartney to one-legged Heather"B!tch!Truce!"

It looks like the operation to open divorce-stricken Macca's heart arteries has been a highly successful one.It's so successful that the ex of one-legged Heather has offered a truce to the gold-drought dance show impresario.He had splashed $16,000 on petty gifts for heather's joyless B-day.B!tch's not in a grateful mood though.She's 40,no man,and broke.It is as miserable as the miserable can be.To put matter even worse,Paul even plans to go forward with the application for sole custody of Beatrice after the crazed b!tch went on national TV threatening to kill herself.To put this tasteless divorce drama to the rest,They should just put down the lame game and settle the course in mud wrestling.It's all about getting low and dirty but much a quickie.

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Still if you gives a sh!te. here is the scandalicious elaboration of the miserably failed true:

Macca sends Mucca £8k birthday gifts and friendly note...

while she hires spies to get dirt on him

GENEROUS Sir Paul McCartney spent £8,000 on birthday gifts for Heather Mills — while she was secretly hiring a firm to SPY on him.

Macca's driver delivered a £2,000 CARTIER WATCH, a £5,000 GIFT CARD from Harvey Nichols, plus bags stuffed with top-of-the range BEAUTY GOODIES.

A touching handwritten card to her said: "Have an amazing day, despite what's happened. Hope we can be friends. P x."

Booze

But as Paul was holding out an olive branch in their bitter split, Mucca — who turned 40 yesterday —was in attack mode.

She was arranging for an ex—SAS trooper and former M15 spook to try and make Sir Paul look like a bad dad.

Heather is terrified he will apply for full custody of four-year-old daughter Beatrice when their divorce hearing resumes next month.

So she desperately hopes to snatch film footage of him DRUNK during the day.

Mucca originally hired the team of private eyes from Ireland for a week before Christmas to spy on former Beatle Sir Paul, 65—who had a big hit with Hey Jude.

But her muck-raking was scuppered—and she was forced to pay a £1,500 cancellation fee—because he was still recovering from a heart op and not drinking.

Heather has rebooked the £1,500-per-day spies for a week-long watch later this month, when they will try and get secret film of Sir Paul boozing.

A source said: "Heather was furious when she had to cancel the first watch. She was convinced Paul was going to go out with a friend on a drinking session, and that she would be able to catch him. To be honest, if Sir Paul wants to go out with a friend and have a few drinks it has no bearing on his capability as a parent.

"But Heather is clutching at anything she can to make Paul look bad."

But while she was plotting, Paul was on Friday sending the birthday gifts—which also included DRAWINGS made by little Beatrice at nursery.

One was of the three of them as a family—which he had framed.

Other presents in the goody bag included KANEBO COSMETICS, LA PRAIRIE skin-care products and CHARLES WORTHINGTON hair-care treats.

The warring pair currently have joint custody of Bea. Mucca looks after her from Tuesday afternoon until Friday afternoon, when Macca takes over until Tuesday lunchtime.

It was thought the temporary arrangement—agreed after the couple split in May 2006—would continue when the divorce was finalised at London's High Court.

The five-day hearing next month will also decide how much of Paul's £800million fortune Heather will get. But she now fears he will instruct his lawyers to fight for him to be Bea's primary carer.

It follows Mucca's series of TV interviews when she ranted about him—and a several rows over Christmas that ended in her threatening to take their daughter to live in the States.

Earlier this month it was revealed Sir Paul had had a coronary angioplasty—a heart procedure to open up arteries and allow a greater blood flow.

The spy plan is the latest covert tactic used in the pair's bitter divorce war.

Sir Paul's phones at his mansion in Peasmarsh, East Sussex, were bugged and revealed embarrassing chats between him and daughter Stella, when they mocked Heather for having one leg.

Money

Heather is desperate for the divorce settlement—she is living on a £1million overdraft from Coutts bank, and owes her former divorce lawyers Mishcon de Reya £2million.

Our source said: "Since her campaign to get the public's sympathy went wrong, Heather has racked her brains for ways to discredit Paul.

"This plan with the private investigators is her latest idea. But by going to such extremes to make him look bad, she's just made herself look even worse."

SIR Paul is ecstatic after meeting his latest grandchild —Stella's third baby—on Friday night. The beaming singer was introduced to Beckett Robert Lee Willis, born last Tuesday, at the fashion designer's London home.