(The Dictionary Of Love-O-Matic)
A SAUCY mum has written a dictionary of sexual orgasms – claiming she has identified more than a HUNDRED different kinds and turned it into a Dictionary Of Love-Moan-Matic.Damn,bitc$ is whorey.I suppose she would use that book as a menu to order orgasm combination from her poor hubby.Poor man's gonna die after his semen bank goes busted.
Karen Manning, 41, hit on the idea after quizzing her pals about their sex lives.
Entries in her A to Z include the Quickie, the Oh My God . . . and the Ceiling Scraper.
Blonde mum-of-two Karen, who has sold 500 copies of her £7.99 guide in Brixham, Devon, grinned yesterday: “Every orgasm is different so I started taking notes and describing them.
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“The research for this book has been a lot of fun.” She claims the ultimate orgasm is one called the A+.
Among the rarest is the Electrifying Orgasm – which leaves the body shaking.
The In-Flight Orgasm – also known as the Mile High – is “achieved while in an aeroplane lavatory,” according to her Orgasm Dictionary.And the PA Orgasm Broadcast is defined as “an orgasm that is accidentally broadcast over a PA system”.
Karen said of her own experiences with husband Nick, 41: “We’ve always had a good sex life.”
