(Paris's having a hell of time in a LA Lesbian HotSpot Last Nite.I'm sure most of you aren't fooled by the black wig - but if you need a helping hand, Paris is the one in the middle.)
Grandpa Hilton must have a well functional heart otherwise old man must have died by now.If pole dancing like dumb bimbo,snogging a gal pal right from the center,Hooking up with crazy Britney's Fedex aren't enough,newly broke ass Parasite has come up with something daring enough to break Grandpa Hilton's heart:Pump the sh$t up in a lesbo club.How about having a lesbian granddaughter?!I can almost hear Paris Hilton screams inside:"Die!Old Man,Die!Who let you flush down my heiress as$ down the toilet that is your who-give-a-f**k charity!F**k U old Man!"
