Sunday 13 January 2008

Manwh0re Jack Nicholson fancies himself a bit Posh Becks

Jack Nicholson
Hollywood's legendary shagger Jack Nicholson has just declared his love for Posh.He gushed: "I love Poshter. She's lovely."
And by all accounts her slim figure hasn't gone unnoticed either.
Jack, whose new film The Bucket List is banging the boxoffice right now, added: "She's a very firm person. She's in good shape."
Posh—who at 33 is 37 years his junior—met Nicholson when she was desperate to style him for a photo-shoot.
Jack grinned: "Posh! Loved working with her. She was charming, dressed me up nice. She's a lovely gal. I'd work with her anytime,"
But for a man who's conquered more than 3000 women at his bedside,you need to discount his affection 3000 times.3000 women,6000 n!pples,3000 Vag!nas,6000 slim legs,3000 buttholes,possible 300,000 BJs,possible 100,000 69s.He'd have enough bastards to send a Battalion to Iraq.

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