(See No Devil)
Insider tips off us:a Far-rightist group've claimed they've been instructed by God to assassinate Britney Spears should she ever convert to Islam.Here's the scoop of the highly confidential interview with the group(for my own personal safety,I can't here reveal their names and voice):
Interviewer:Why would you lot decide to assassinate Britney?She's been through a rough patch recently.Should we give her some time and space.
Member X:No.God has told us she's been possessed by devil.She's out to destroy the good old America Vaule.Can you imagine her conversion would affect her fans(mind you,there're millions of them) and the America general Public?Can you people in Britain accept a Muslim Princess Diana if she married a muslim and ditched her christian faith?That's why you guys killed her as$ in the first place.
Interviewer:But Britney is not Princess Diana.She's just an entertainer.
Member Y:We wouldn't allow her to cast any sort of doubt in our belief system,which is the fundamental part of America and the reason we are the greatest country in this world.We can't even take this risk.We'll eliminate Britney.We'd die for the good cause of America in a heart-beat.We'd kill ten Britneys if there're ten of them.We can't let Al Qaeda get hold of her As$.Who knows what they'll do with it.
Interviewer:Your Lot seems quite determined.So good luck then.By the way,could you let us to get the first hand on the news when she'd die?
Member Z:Sorry,Mate.You could get your hands on the news when the TV breaks it out like everybody else.Other than that,you'll need to talk to our agent.
Damn,I wonder who's signed the exclusive deal with them.It sounds a lot of money to me.
Interviewer:Why would you lot decide to assassinate Britney?She's been through a rough patch recently.Should we give her some time and space.
Member X:No.God has told us she's been possessed by devil.She's out to destroy the good old America Vaule.Can you imagine her conversion would affect her fans(mind you,there're millions of them) and the America general Public?Can you people in Britain accept a Muslim Princess Diana if she married a muslim and ditched her christian faith?That's why you guys killed her as$ in the first place.
Interviewer:But Britney is not Princess Diana.She's just an entertainer.
Member Y:We wouldn't allow her to cast any sort of doubt in our belief system,which is the fundamental part of America and the reason we are the greatest country in this world.We can't even take this risk.We'll eliminate Britney.We'd die for the good cause of America in a heart-beat.We'd kill ten Britneys if there're ten of them.We can't let Al Qaeda get hold of her As$.Who knows what they'll do with it.
Interviewer:Your Lot seems quite determined.So good luck then.By the way,could you let us to get the first hand on the news when she'd die?
Member Z:Sorry,Mate.You could get your hands on the news when the TV breaks it out like everybody else.Other than that,you'll need to talk to our agent.
Damn,I wonder who's signed the exclusive deal with them.It sounds a lot of money to me.
