TROUBLED BRITNEY SPEARS dons ripped tights and a man’s shirt and tie to go on a midnight shopping trip in LA - and insists she is “having a great time”.
The pop star, 26, pulled faces at photographers, right, after getting designer shop Kitson to open for her.
Flanked by her adviser SAM LUFTI and and Danish playboy CLAUS HJELMBAK, she told a journalist pal on the phone: “I’m great! I’m really happy.”
Spears is said to have spent £5,000 in the designer shop walking away with a slew of items, including a blue £132 Great China Wall sweatshirt, a £45 bottle of Agent Provocateur perfume, a £230 L.A.M.B. handbag and a £42 Blue Anchor hoodie.
Britney, who had a breakdown earlier this month, also discussed Hjelmbak’s pre-Oscars party next month. She agreed to host the bash, saying it would be “fun”.
But it's come to light that the star is plagued by a terrifying multiple personality disorder in which she inhabits four distinct identities.
Reports emerging from the states claim the troubled star is considerably more disturbed than first thought.
Website TMZ quotes sources as saying that the erratic star assumes completely new characters at random and can not remember her actions when in ‘character’.
Sources go on to claim at any one time she could be “the British girl, the weepy girl, the diva or the incoherent girl.”
It’s said the reason she failed to turn up to her most recent deposition was because she had become the British girl for the day and had no recollection of the appointment.
Meanwhile certain news agencies are so sure the star will die young – they’ve already written her obituary.
“Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now, but if something were to happen we would be prepared.”
And after being snapped browsing for pregnancy kits earlier this week teasing Brit has taken her bizarre relationship with the paparazzi one stage further by proudly sporting a ring on her engagement finger.
Sources in the states say there's little likelihood of her actually being engaged, but speculation surrounding her marital intentions is something the star will do little to dampen.
