Sunday 20 January 2008

Alex Ferguson's daughter was knocked up By Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty

Fergie 'daughter' says: I'm having Doherty's child


Can you imagine Fergie sits in the same diner table with junkie Pete Doherty?He'd prefer having him as breakfast and shitting him out before lunch.But life probably went to toilet himself when Fergie's bright and promising god-daughter found shag at the first sight with pothead Pete.The two hit it off like two horny rabbits.I don't even know Pete still got sperms working.I'd thought he smoked so much crack he must killed all his reproducing units by now.What an irony!Coke can kill a smackhead but can't kill his sperm.It's like a horror movie with a sequel at the tail.
Anywho,Fergie will need some of his fine wine to throw this one down the throat:

Laura McLaughlin, 20, who pals call Lola, claims she is three months pregnant by the junkie rocker and the baby due in June.

She told us: "The baby is Peter's. There is no doubt about that.

" I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex.

"He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out shortly after Christmas. We are only in contact by phone."

Lola, a straight-A student who has won a place at the top Harvard University in America to read law, is the daughter of Stephen and Helen McLaughlin.

They run a multi-million pound roofing business in Scotland and have been close friends of Sir Alex for more than 20 years.

She has still not told her parents she is pregnant.

Virgin

Lola told us the baby is the result of a sex-fuelled weekend with the Babyshambles star in her room at the 5-star Berkeley Hotel in London's Knightsbridge in October.

She said: "I met Peter through mutual friends about a year ago.

"He has always been overly tactile with me, kissing my neck and inviting me home with him.

"He did not know I was a virgin, and I certainly didn't tell him. I think he just thought I was an inexperienced lover and he told me ‘purity' was a real turn-on for him.

"He was a very laid-back lover and very gentle with me. He wasn't into anything kinky or strenuous and that suited me down to the ground seeing as it was my first time having sex."

Lola claims on her final night with Kate Moss's ex a condom split.

She said: "We continued to have sex regardless as it was the last condom we had.

"But our weekend together wasn't just about sex. We cuddled up to watch the movie Dirty Dancing together and we had many deep and meaningful conversations. It felt like Peter was my boyfriend.

"He told me he liked me because I was intelligent and straightforward as well as sweet and innocent. He said I was the opposite of Kate Moss. He led me to believe when we parted on the Sunday night, things weren't going to end there. But they did."

On December 27 Lola says she was admitted to London's Chelsea & Westminster Hospital after passing out and was only released on Wednesday.

Lola told us: "I have had ovarian problems and recently suffered a ruptured cyst. Initially I thought it was something to do with that but at the hospital I was told I was pregnant."

Lola says when she called Doherty—who has a four-year-old son by another ex, Lisa Moorish—his first words were, "And you think it's mine?"

She added: "His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn't. One minute he is excited and telling me, ‘How good-looking is our baby going to be?' the next minute he's saying, ‘You deal with it'."

A spokesman for Doherty—who is claiming for the umpteenth time to be off drugs—told us: "Pete says he doesn't know who this girl is."

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