Britney's Pap-Boyfriend to the Rescue

So......Britney went home with her daddy after being released from the hospital this morning. He stayed with her for most of the morning and early afternoon, but now she's on her own. Her mother and sister are still in Kentwood, LA despite reports that they were at the hospital with her.

PageSix.com reports that Brit drove outside her gates shortly after her father left, but saw the paps and quickly turned around. A few minutes later she reportedly came back out and has been driving around Los Angeles and that she's hooked up with her pap boy-toy, Adnan Ghalib. Adnan is still married and he reportedly only got married for a green card. He's a catch. Sam Lutfi is reportedly looking for Britney and wants to get him away from Adnan. This is some daytime drama shit. Marlena from Days of Our Lives ain't got nothing on Britney!
Sam apparently wants to help Brit get the help she needs. Um...yeah. What took him so long? He probably needs her to sign a check.

Below is the thrilling video from The Insider of Brit turning back around after spotting the paps.

I'm telling you! KFed better lock up those doors and get more bodyguards, because Brit is putting together a plan right now. She's probably making a map of KFed's house using Starbucks straws and Cheetos.