Friday 4 January 2008

Britney Spears didn't take enough pills to suicide and ended up being a lunatic

People just make fun of Britney for being the trainwreck she is. But nobody gives a shit about the fact she's also a fragile and vulnerable woman, who's obviously had too much sh$t on her tiny little mind. Our reliable source has it:Britney finally had enough today and decided to call it a day for her joyless insane life. She's taken some serious drug to commit suicide and possibly wanna kill the boys too since it's heartbreaking to hand over the boys to the man who's been living off her back shamelessly. Poor Britney,how come you become a mess like this from a little beautiful princess? I think you'll need a strong man like me in your life right now to save your spin-outta-control as$.I would hold you in my safe arms,I'm gonna shag you so passionately cause I don't give a shit you change yourself to black from blonde or from black to blonde. We can have sex in the morning,we can have sex in the sundown,we can have sex in the moonrise,we can have sex in the moonset,we can have sex in the dawn until the sexual healing is strong enough to revive your appetite for joyful life. We can make some baby too who'll never leave your side.

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(Dramatic scenes as singer Britney Spears is strapped to a stretcher and taken to hospital where she'll be tested for drink and drugs after refusing to hand her kids back to ex-husband Kevin Federline)

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(A distressed Britney in the ambulance: The drama unfolded today after the singer refused to give her sons over to her ex-husband)

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(Paramedics help Spears, strapped down on to a stretcher, into an ambulance after the siege in Beverly Hills)

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(Officers escort troubled Britney to hospital, her sons followed in a car behind)

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(Over twenty police cars, ambulances, fire trucks, and even helicopters surrounded the pop star's house)

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('Scary': Britney on the stretcher outside her home)

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(Stand-off: son Jayden James at hospital today)

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(Concerned: Britney's father Jamie and ex-husband Kevin Federline arrive at the hospital today)

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