Monday 31 December 2007

Chelsea's £26million warchest to land Dimitar Berbatov

Dimitar Berbatov
After Dimitar Berbatov said he's ready to quit Tottenham's sorry ass,Chelsea steps in the hotwater with a £26million warchest. Sorry Man Utd,when Chelsea decides to buy someone, all you can to is watching and mouthwatering.
Let's pack the worthless £30million-too-much Andriy Shevchenko's ass back to Italy,shall we?

"SunSports says:

CHELSEA will make a £26million swoop for Dimitar Berbatov this month.

The Blues reckon the Tottenham hitman can revive their title challenge.

Manchester United were also interested but accept they will be outbid by Roman Abramovich.

SunSport revealed yesterday the Bulgarian, 26, is ready to quit Spurs.

And that has alerted United and Chelsea, who meet Berbatov’s criteria.

Agent Emil Dantchev said: “If a club that corresponds to Dimitar’s class and ambition comes in with an offer that suits his current club in January, he would like to be allowed to go.”

Chelsea, who trail leaders Arsenal by six points, are desperate to boost their firepower.

Star striker Didier Drogba has been plagued by injuries.

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The Ivory Coast ace is currently recovering from a knee op — and will probably fly out to the African Nations Cup when he is fit.

Meanwhile, Andriy Shevchenko has failed to live up to his billing as one of the world’s top strikers since a £30m move from AC Milan.

The Ukrainian could return to the Italian giants if they come up with the cash.

Salomon Kalou and Claudio Pizarro have failed to provide decent back-up in attack.

And this has left boss Avram Grant searching for new talent in the January window.

Chelsea have been linked with a £10m move for Nicolas Anelka and could fall back to the Bolton striker if they fail with their Berbatov bid.

Spurs supremo Daniel Levy insisted: “We are not a selling club, rather we are building for the future. When we have players on long contracts we have no need to entertain offers.”

Yet Spurs’ fight to hang on to Berba could be a lost cause."

Newly nosejobbed Ashley Tisdale looks like Clay Aiken in drag

Ashley Tisdale

Known mostly as the chick from "High School Musical" who isn't dating Zac Efron, Ash showed off her new beak everywhere she goes. Tisdale may have recovered from rhinoplasty, but will her career?! Ashlee Simpson's never did!

In the early '90s, "Dirty Dancing" star Jennifer Grey's face-altering nose job went so well -- she barely worked again!

The way she resembles the tranny version of campy Clay Aiken forces me to skip her from my "to-shag" list.

Jamie Foxx's D cup testimony

Here is a pic of Jamie Foxx's big 4-0 party. A big bust blonde bimbo needs brother Jamie's fingers to testify against the profanation of her D Cup's accuracy. Luckly for her, brother's hand's big enough to handle the supersize milkshake. Later they've been working hard together all night to break Jamie's king size waterbed.

Jamie Foxx

MADONNA's shopping a new baby from CAMBODIA

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CAMBODIA looks out,Third-World baby collector MADONNA's invading. Adopting could be addictive to rich folks who are less enthusiastic to utilize the productivity of their own uteruses. We used to spend hours enjoying making food, now we are so lazy that our bellies and family tables are occupied by microwave food, we used to spend 10 months to be pregnant when we want to have a baby, now we just simply shop it from deprived third world.
But if any poor babies from third world have their own voices and minds, if you ask them who want to be MADONNA's foster child,I bet they will compete it out like American Idol. The Pop Grandama is megarich and superpowerful. Who would rather grow up to be child soldier or child prostitute in a poverty-stricken or war-torn country than grab the once-in-lifetime opportunity to be a very rich spoiled prat in da LaLa USA?!
So let's be happy for whoever's the poor baby who will win the lotto jackpot of Who Want to be MADONNA's Foster Child” season two.

"The Sun Online reports:
The millionaire singer, 49, and husband GUY RITCHIE, 39, have sent aides to scour the poor Asian country for a new daughter.

Madonna chose Cambodia after being impressed by ANGELINA JOLIE’s adoption of Maddox, six, from the country in 2002."

Preg Lily Allen's kicked out of her boyfriend's house

Probably babydaddy just realized how scary it is to let Lily Allen's growing belly consume his breathing space. Poor man probably has a panic attack or something. Premarital pregnancy is not a good insurance policy.One Rubber difference, Lily probably could walk into the new year with a 'smile' face. It makes my coal-cold heart break to see her so sad.


Lily Allen

(A glum looking Lily Allen this morning was spotted braving the cold in a sleeveless top as she loaded bags of her belongings into a car outside her boyfriend's West London home)

Lindsay Lohan roasted among 3 men within 3 days

It's no shock like Jacko was taken away by UFO. It is Lindsay Lohan's another being whore moment. Some dodgy Capri film festival paid wild child Li-Lo to accept their trailer trash life-achievement award and the bitch ended up turning it into her personal sex fiesta by making out with three home-grown italian toyboys within 3 days. After her film career wanes away prematurely,I can see bitch has the potential to make it out as a high class hooker Plus Italian paid good money for Jobless Li-Lo showing her ass down that gutter: When italian pay some, you better let italian get some.
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(Lindsay's boys From left and in chronological order: waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio, actor Eduardo Costa, and actor Dario Faiella)

The Hollywood actress, whose star has been on the wane since a series of embarrassing drunken incidents and spell in rehab, clocked up THREE men in one 24-hour spell during a trip to Capri.

The Mean Girls actress, 21, first met waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio shortly after arriving on the Italian island of Capri for a film festival.

The pair exchanged phone numbers at a film showing which the actress attended with Heroes star and friend Hayden Panettiere, 18.

But she dumped her friend shortly afterwards to meet up with, and lock lips with, Di Nunzio.

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(No.1 Friday night: Lindsay meets her first beau of the weekend - waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio from Rome, but there was more to come...)

The pair enjoyed a meal together before getting cosy on a hotel sofa together.

But it seems Lohan has a short memory when it comes to romance - the following day she was being whisked away by another Italian hunk, older actor Eduardo Costa.

Li-Lo, dressed provocatively in a silver foil mini-dress, listened attentively to Costa's jokes, but it was not long before she was snogging again.

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(No.2, Saturday night: Eduardo Costa gets up close and personal with a glamorous looking Lindsay Lohan at the 12th Annual Capri Hollywood International Film Festival)

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(Costa kisses Lindsay - her 2nd snog in 24 hours and there was still more to come...)

The older man looked like the cat who got the cream after his passionate embrace with the young star who recently reconciled with her father and is said to be leading a 'healthy' lifestyle.

Her love life is certainly buoyant, as the third of her trio of kisses was another local actor, Dario Faiella.

The son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri shared a few intimate moments with the actress, who is also said to be dating the ex-love of troubled pop star Britney Spears — 28-year-old music producer JR Rotem.

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(No.3 Sunday morning: The final kiss - Dario Faiella gets his chance with Li-Lo with her THIRD kiss of the night)

Her romantic exploits come after a particularly difficult year for Lindsay Lohan.

She spent weeks in rehab during her second stint in which she gave up drinking alcohol after her arrest for drink-driving in Los Angeles.

After a very promising start to her Hollywood career with producers knocking at her door to sign her up, Lohan won a reputation for being difficult and late on set and has struggled to secure further roles.

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(Lohan knows how to pull out the fashion stops as she dazzled the Italian men in silver)

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(Lindsay Lohan hardly rested during her weekend stay in Capri, kissing three men in 24 hours - but her third, Dario Faiella, got lucky and stayed over with Li-Lo, pictured here with her hand on his derriére on the balcony at her hotel)

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(The pair wasted no time getting to know each other on the nightclub sofa with Lindsay puckering up and Dario letting his tummy hang out)

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(Lindsay Lohan: Getting up close and personal with actor Dario Faiella)

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(Lindsay doesn't seem concerned about morning breath as she snogs her bed buddy Dario after their night together)

Sunday 30 December 2007

Narnia star Tilda lets two men share her in between

This is another living proof of the moral crisis within our society. How can Disney let a woman of such a sultry and rotten nature play a lead role in the massive Kid's movie "The Chronicles of Narnia"?


Tilda Swinton

(Charmed: Tilda Swinton, who palyed the White Witch in The Chronicles of Narnia, says she's still 'best pals' with the father of her twins)

In her highly successful acting career, Tilda Swinton has forged a formidable reputation for tackling unconventional roles.

But now she has confessed that her private life is just as extraordinary: she is enjoying a relationship with a "delightful painter" while still living with her long-term partner and their two children.

The 47-year-old Chronicles Of Narnia star has admitted to the unusual double life following a spate of internet rumours.

Swinton lives with John Byrne, a painter, director and writer, and their ten-year-old twins in the Scottish Highlands, an hour north of Inverness, yet spends much of her time away from home with a mystery partner, identified only as another painter.

Despite her new relationship she insists that she and Byrne, who is 20 years her senior, remain "the best of pals".

Meanwhile, Byrne has told The Mail on Sunday the "extraordinary" arrangement has his full blessing.

Cambridge-educated Swinton, who is descended from an aristocratic family, told the Los Angeles Times: "We are the best of pals and adore being parents and are devoted to that project.

"We ostensibly live in the same house but I travel the world with another delightful painter. The arrangement is just so sane."

She has been photographed several times in recent months hand-in-hand with a mystery man, thought to be the unnamed painter.

Tilda Swinton and painter

(Double life: Tilda with the man thought to be her mystery painter on the set of a movie in New York in October)

Byrne, who began his relationship with Swinton in 1990, last night confirmed: "We're amicably living together in the same house, under the same roof. It's extraordinary. We love each other too, in an extraordinary way.

"We have always been the best of chums and will remain the best of chums for the rest of our lives. We love our children and our children love us. The rest is no one else's business.

"If one is getting on with one's life, other people's affairs and how they want to live is entirely their affair. Tilda explained it very well indeed. There's nothing I can add to that.

John Byrne

(John Byrne lives with Tilda and looks after their 10-year-old twins)

"I endorse [her statement] wholeheartedly. That's as much as I think she wants you to know, and as much as I want you to know."

He declined to comment on the identity of the "delightful painter".

When asked whether he also had another relationship, he said: "I hate to be discourteous but I think that's our business."

Swinton attended West Heath Girls' School in Sevenoaks, Kent, along with a young Princess Diana, and later went to Fettes College in Edinburgh, Tony Blair's old school.

She met Byrne on the TV series Your Cheatin' Heart, which gave the actress her first major role.

Her big film break came in 1992, when she took the title role in the art-house hit Orlando, and in 2000 she achieved Hollywood stardom when she appeared alongside Leonardo DiCaprio in The Beach.

Her other film roles have included Constantine, Adaptation and Michael Clayton, which earned her a Golden Globe nomination this year for Best Supporting Actress.

When asked about Swinton's relationship with the "delightful painter", a spokesman for her agent said last night: "There is nothing I can say. I cannot comment on that at all."

He later added: "To clarify, Tilda is not married to John Byrne."

Sting sucks his wife's feet

Damn these paps! It's old man's wife. He can suck it, chew it, kiss it,and fondle it all he wants. It's no other motherfu*k's business!We should cut the old man some slack.Don't you feel quite encouraged to see the living proof of ageing not killing sexual pleasure and true love. You suck, Sting, Suck it real hard! Good for you,man.
My 3 cents to paps who pervertedly took this pic: if some old loons choose to age disgracefully,let it be. It's only your pants you need to zip.

(Toe-curling: Sting shares an intimate moment with Trudie at Sydney Harbour)


It's enough to make anyone's toes curl.

Not content with sharing their intimate tantric sex secrets with the world, ageing rock star Sting and Trudie Styler, 53, decided it was time for a more physical demonstration.

As the couple lazed around on the deck of their yacht in Sydney Harbour, the 56-year-old singer began to lovingly massage - and then lick - his wife's feet.

Trudie, who was lounging full-length on a seat, seemed unperturbed by his display and barely raised her eyes from her book.

However, their antics did not go down with onlookers.

One witness said: "He really put his back into it - you could see his tongue and everything - and Trudie was lapping up the attention."

Sting and Trudie Styler on yacht in Australia

(Onboard ship: The couple are enjoying a New Year break)

The couple are spending New Year aboard the luxurious Phoenix I yacht - which costs £5,500 a day to hire.

Notorious for their liberal approach to sex, the pair recently flung open the doors of the £12million Manhattan apartment for an "at home" newspaper feature - with eyebrow-raising results.

The centre piece of their sumptuous 18-room residence overlooking Central Park is an extraordinary scarlet bedroom embroidered in gold and dominated by two explicit Helmut Newton prints.

Sting with wife Trudie Styler

(Outspoken: Trudie and Sting have never been shy about their sex life)

In one, an unidentified woman lays virtually naked, with her legs spread in the back of a vintage Mercedes as a man leans over from the front seat to unzip one of her spike-heeled boots.

The other image, above the bed head, shows the lower half of another female wearing just stockings, suspenders and high heels.

Miss Styler, who once told a U.S. DJ that the couple enjoyed swingers' parties, before apparently retracting the claim, said of the room: "I find it hot."

(Artistic licence: Trudie Styler says the artwork in the couple's bedroom makes her feel 'hot')

Kevin Federline hooks up with Paris Hilton on the New Year's Eve

Kevin Federline Paris Hilton

Her frienemy and the ex!!!!!

Former heiress Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline were partying it up together in Las Vegas on Saturday night.

The duo hit up LAX at the Luxor, where Hilton is set to host the New Year's Eve celebration, and by the look of things, Paris and K-Fed had a great time.

Britney will probably spend New Year's going to a couple of gas stations, hitting up Starbucks and buying a new puppy.

And maybe she'll make out with another paparazzi for revenge.

Scandalicious!

Britney Spears Can't Afford A Manicure???

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Britney Spears vamps it up for the cameras!

The lonely mother of two ventured out on Friday night for another unnecessary trip. She stopped by the soon-to-be closing Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood for her own CDs and her daily fix of paparazzi attention.

The former pop star shows off her disgusting finger nails and a ring on her wedding finger.

Britney has an imaginary husband, y'all.

Bitc$ is so desperate that she even made out with one of her paparazzi entourage last week.

JK Rowling drops hints of possible eighth Harry Potter book

I'm sick of those never ending showbiz retirement-stunts. Jay Z retired only to hustle out even more. Michael Jordan retired so many times that I felt fooled like a bitter schoolboy:Somebody shoot that retired ass right now before it comes back to haunt us.This time it looks like Harry Potter's ready to denounce his plan to retire. Much to my delight though. It looks as if Mrs. Rowling's hard to say no to the serious doe Harry's magic's making.


Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has strongly hinted for the first time that she could write an eighth book in the series.

Rowling, 42, admits she has 'weak moments' when she feels she will pen another novel about the boy wizard.

One of her biggest fans – her 14-year-old daughter Jessica – has already put pressure on her to revisit the character.

JK Rowling

Weak moments: JK Rowling may give in to temptation and write an eighth Harry Potter book

And her younger children – David, four, and Mackenzie, two – are likely to join the clamour for another novel as they discover the Potter books.

However, if an eighth novel were to be written, Rowling concedes it is unlikely that Harry would be the central character.

She finished the seventh book in the series – Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows – last January.

At the time she thought she was ending a 17-year association with the boy wizard.

But in an interview with Time magazine, which put Rowling at No 3 in its Person Of The Year list, she said: "There have been times since finishing, weak moments, when I've said 'Yeah, all right' to the eighth novel.

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix

Pottering on: Is there more adventure in store for Harry, Ron and Hermione?

"If - and it's a big if - I ever write an eighth book, I doubt that Harry would be the central character. I feel I've already told his story.

"But these are big ifs. Let's give it ten years."

In the meantime, Rowling is working on two writing projects – an adult novel and a "political fairy tale" – and is involved in charity work.

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Heather Mills's failure to launch as a one-legged divorcee

Heather Mills

Heather Mills's broke. It's no good to be unable to even pay up her big time divorce lawyers: Who's gonna help the one-legged reality who$e to dig deep into filthy rich ex-hubby Beatles Paul's golden pocket?So bitch's wanna make some doe by being a vegan restaurant tycoon.But we already know what's on her veggie menu: sucking rat's or dog's tits for milk. It's no surprise no banks would lend her a penny. Who in the right mind would bet your money on someone so unhinged?! Bitc$ should just focus on getting scrooge hubby to throw up the scandalously lucrative divorce gold. At least bitch already has the job half-nailed by marrying off her post-porn ass to an old probably-soon-to-decease megarich pensioner and divorce his ass thereafter. I bet any bank would bank on this project in a heartbeat.

Saturday 29 December 2007

Madonna wants her hubby's job

Since marrying the Pop Grandma, Mr Madonna hasn't done any good movies for ages. So head of the house Madonna is taking over the gig herselfe. Yes,Madonna's a movie director now. What a disaster is that can you imagine?Could be the end of the American Cinema for all we know.
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Her Madgesty's film, Filth & Wisdom, is set to make its world premiere this February at the Berlin Film Festival, it has just been announced.So soon,so soon!

The movie, directed by M, stars Stephen Graham, Richard E. Grant, and Eugene Hutz.

The Queen of Pop is also working on a documentary about Malawi, though a premiere or release date has not yet been set for that.

Some more info on Filth & Wisdom for us Madonnaholics:

"Described as a comedy/drama/musical/romance, the story features a Russian immigrant, ballet school, lap dancing, cultural revolution, poetry, night club, punk rock band, book writer, dominatrix and gypsy.

The Gypsy punk band that appears in the film is portrayed by real-life Gypsy punk band, Gogol Bordello, who also contributed three songs to the film's soundtrack. The band's lead singer, Eugene Hütz, portrays the main character — a character with a philosophical attitude towards life. Madonna allowed additional dialogue written by Eugene himself to be included in the film. Additionally, Gogol Bordello performed "La Isla Bonita" with Madonna at the 2007 Live Earth benefit concert in London, United Kingdom."

What does all this spell? B-O-R-I-N-G!

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Jennifer Aniston:hook up and knock up with Jason Lewis

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Her career may flushed down the loo, but at least she's happy!

Jennifer Aniston has been focusing on her personal life the past year since she has pretty much nothing else to distract her unemployed ass, and the ageing actress seems to have finally moved on from her less than great relationship established playboy Vince Vaughn.

We're suspicious of the veracity of this story, but the National Enquirer is reporting that the former Friends star is pregnant. Who knows! Anyone can be knocked up these days after Britney's little teen sis started leading the very knocked up hollywood baby factory.

Jason Lewis

And, apparently, Sex & The City hottie Jason Lewis may be the babydaddy. That's gonna make one super hot blonde baby girl.

The pair have been rumored to be carrying on a low-profile relationship for some time now. But maybe Jason's just a sperm donor.

The Evidence of the Happiness of Kate Moss's Merry Xmas

Judging by the garbage thrown out after Xmas, we can see indeed Kate Moss had one hell of Merry Christmas! Good to see someone still live it up a little.
Kate Moss wine bottles

(Kate Moss piles up her Christmas wine bottles outside her home in the Cotswolds)

Kate Moss wine bottles

(Dozens of Champagne and wine bottles have been stacked in Moss's recycling boxes)


Party girl Kate Moss has clearly lived up to her wild reputation over the festive season as Champagne and wine bottles were piled up outside her country home.

Despite the late nights and Christmas spirit the supermodel was still keen to be eco-friendly and stacked up dozens of bottles in recycling bins.

Moss, 33, spent Christmas in her sprawling country pad in the Cotswolds with boyfriend and Kills guitarist, Jamie Hince.

The couple left London after making the most of the festive party season with celebrity friends such as Davina Taylor and actress Sienna Miller.

The pair, who have recently been rumoured to be suffering from relationship problems, took a break from city life but obviously continued to embrace Christmas celebrations.

It has been suggested the fun-loving model will also be treating 38-year-old Hince, her daughter Lila Grace, her mother and stepfather to some rest and relaxation in the sun with a luxury £30,000 getaway over the festive period.

Moss and her rocker boyfriend have had a rather tempestuous relationship since they got together in August. It was believed the couple would take a break to patch up their problems.

They have been plagued by reports she's been texting and pining after her ex Pete Doherty.

Kate Moss and Jamie Hince

(Party pair: Moss and boyfriend Jamie Hince have been out celebrating over the festive season)

German Hugh Hefner,80,sued girl,19,for refusing sex with him

Rolf Eden feels discriminated against.
(Rolf Eden feels discriminated against.)
German Multi-millionaire playboy Rolf Eden, 77, says the 19-year-old Katharina Weiss shunned him because of his age after they met at a nightclub and she returned to his mansion. She thought his is so old that she would feel gross even if she touched his crispy folded skin. It would be inhuman to force a young girl to swallow that prostate- infection-influenced greasy out-of-date sping roll up in her mouth which should be able to suck on something much much younger,such as mine.
On that ground,this man's age is fairly dicriminated against. But What you want to achieve Old coot for bringing up a lawsuit like this? Are you trying to make judge your pimp? You think judge somehow could force this girl to take what she didn't want to take up in her mouth in her mouth this time around by law. She's not discriminating against old man. She's just discriminate someone who refuses to age and die gracefully.
Harsh!Harsh!
Source:Spiegel.

Britain:New super-cameras mean no hiding for drivers who smoke, eat or use a phone

Britain is becoming a paranoid police state. It looks like goverment sees big money in the fat fine slapped to those drivers who just want to smoke, eat or use a phone in their own cars! This heavily CCTV-installed country has become a big giant "The Truman Show".


Digital speed cameras which capture drivers smoking or eating at the wheel are being introduced nationwide in a new move to hammer motorists.

Drivers will also face fines, bans and even jail for infringements such as driving without a seatbelt, using a hand-held mobile phone or overtaking across double white lines.

The hi-tech DVD cameras, which have instant playback, will also be used to provide photographic evidence against those eating sandwiches or rolling-up cigarettes at the wheel.

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(The DVD camera snapped a driver apparently steering by his feet)

These are now considered serious offences under new guidelines drawn up for prosecutors.

The development will massively increase the number of fines and prosecutions against normally law-abiding drivers for relatively minor offences.

As well as being fined £60 and given three points on their licences, motorists now face two years in jail if their actions are considered to have been a factor in dangerous driving.

Virtually every police force in England, Wales and Scotland is now equipped with the new digital cameras. They were given Home Office approval in April but are quietly being rolled out nationwide.

More than 100 have been sold. The manufacturers have said their order book is full until next April.

The DVD cameras can operate as conventional speed traps. But thanks to the instant playback, they also double up to photograph motorists flouting laws other than speeding.

Set up by a police officer on sites such as motorway bridges, they constantly scan the cars and can digitally record drivers behind the wheel committing a vast array of minor traffic offences.

Crucially the new technology, called Concept, allows officers to play back the footage to locate, view and capture the offence instantly.

Photographs taken using the device show how effective it is, capturing pictures such as a man apparently steering his Renault with his bare feet and the driver of an Alfa Romeo with a mobile phone clamped to his ear.

Super camera

(This driver was pictured with a mobile phone clamped to his ear)

The device is made and sold by Tele-Traffic UK whose chief executive, Jon Bond, is a former police chief superintendent in charge of speed cameras in Warwickshire.

He said: "It is the first camera to record offences other than speeding and give an instant playback.

"If the camera is being used for speed enforcement, but the police officer spots another driving offence being committed - or even thinks he saw something - he can play it back in a second. The offences are easily and quickly detectable."

Mr Bond, whose Warwick-based company employs 20, added: "At present, officers can record an offence such as driving with a mobile phone clamped to their ear or without a seatbelt but would then have to look through perhaps two hours of tape in order to find it again.

"Concept means that those operating the camera can digitally log everything. They are linked to the team in the back office who can instantly find the offence, see the proof and send out a penalty charge notice to the car's registeredowner.

"This will cut down massively on the amount of time police officers have to spend on paperwork and so speed up prosecutions. The days of the police having to chase after people who are infringing the law in these ways are gone. That will make the roads a safer place."

The Concept digital DVD technology costs £17,750. But police forces who already use Tele-Traffic's existing analogue (non-digital) system, can upgrade for a fraction of that price.

Smoking at the wheel was recently included in the Highway Code as something which courts can consider as a factor when police accuse drivers of failing to have proper control of their vehicle.

More than 300,000 drivers a day are still illegally using hand-held phones at the wheel, recent government figures revealed.

The penalties for using a handheld phone while driving, which was outlawed in 2003, were increased in February this year from a £30 fine to £60, plus three penalty points.

Under new sentencing rules, motorists using hand-held mobile phones could be jailed for two years and be disqualified if this was an aggravating factor in dangerous driving.

Those who kill while using a mobile face 14 years behind bars, under a charge of causing death by dangerous driving.

Last October, Mr Bond and his Tele-Traffic team were under fire after admitting to undercover reporters posing as customers that speed cameras were a "scam" and that setting up cameras in new areas was the equivalent of having "a blank chequebook" that would result in "bucketfuls" of cash.

Self-styled Captain Gatso of the campaign group Motorists Against Detection said: "This is yet another example of the Big Brother surveillance society where there's no escape from the cameras."

Amy Winehouse left UK last nite for Barbados Hols

It looks as if Amy Winehouse starts to live life a little instead of getting trapped in predatory paparazzis and drugs plus her junkie hubby who introduced her to Madam Heroin in Britain. The newspapers in this country seem to only care how her spin-outta-control personal tragedy will help sell papers. Nobody truly gives a shit about this poor woman who has one of the best voices in pop history and is a sure shame to be lost so soon. You go,Amy, get your life back. Probably homegirl could even have a raunchy holiday affair to help her erase sidekick Blake from history.

(Sunshine break: Stressed Amy Winehouse has jetted off to the Caribbean where she will ring in the New Year)

Languishing behind bars, her husband is facing up to an exceedingly bleak future.

Life for Amy Winehouse, however, is looking decidedly brighter.

Because the 24-year-old singer has jetted off to the Caribbean for an impromptu holiday to see in the new year.

Accompanied by friends, Amy paid nearly £6,000 for First Class flights from London to Barbados, where she landed last night.

According to sources close to the musician, she booked the trip only after being informed that her 25-year-old-husband, who is in custody on remand for alleged assault and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, stood no chance of being let out before his next hearing on January 18.

"Amy has been desperate to escape England and forget about her troubles for the past couple of months," said a friend.

"But she didn't want Blake to feel any more alone or abandoned than he already does so she's waited as long as possible before booking anywhere.

"Blake has given her his full blessing as he knows how stressed and out of sorts she has been of late.

"The plan is for Amy to have a sunshine break, enjoy a few cocktails - and stay away from drugs.

"She has already made a few new year's resolutions and hopes the trip will become a turning point in her life.

"Amy wants 2008 to be a year of consolidation and, more than anything, for it to be trauma-free.

"She's convinced that Blake will be cleared of all charges and is desperate for the couple to enjoy some regular marital stability."

Quite what the singer plans to do once she hits Barbados is not known although earlier this year, joined by Fielder-Civil, she enjoyed an all-expenses paid beach holiday in St Lucia.

Of course, Miss Winehouse's West Indian jaunt also means she will be in close proximity to some other high profile names.

Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil

(Amy is preparing to ring in the New Year without her husband)

Simon Cowell, Gary Lineker, Michael Winner and Sir Philip Green are all holidaying on the exclusive west coast of the island - but it remains to be seen whether any of them plan to meet up with the troubled singer.

In stark contrast to his wife, Fielder Civil, a self-confessed drug addict, is facing a rather less exotic new year.

Amy Winehouse

(Amy is said to be convinced that Blake will be cleared of all charges)

He faces a maximum sentence of life imprisonment if found guilty of assaulting a pub landlord and plotting to pervert the course of justice by offering him a significant amount of money to withdraw his allegation and leave the country.

Last week the music video assistant reportedly failed a random drugs test, and was forced to move into the prison's most feared wing.

Miss Winehouse, meanwhile, has also had a fairly unpleasant past few weeks, culminating in her recent arrest in connection with the case against her husband.

In October, shortly before Fielder-Civil's arrest, the couple were arrested by Norwegian police after being found with a stash of cannabis.

And yesterday, it emerged that the jazz star has been ordered by the country's legal system to appear in court to challenge the conviction.

Last month, following a string of erratic concerts, she cancelled the rest of her UK tour, prompting many of her fans to publicly turn against her.

Nearly 2 thirds of people keeps ex's number for booty call

skype phone
(Ex-cuses,majority hold on the numbers 'just in case')
Based on the Orange UK survey, Nearly 2 thirds of people keeps their ex's numbers. I guess this is sound: If I need an emergency sexual intervention,I could always ask one of the ex to accommodate the void physically. If I need some money, I could possibly ask one of my better-off exs to loan me some mercy doe.If I need some other favour, I could always ask one of my able exs.If I really want to piss off someone just for fun, I could call up one of my less favorite exs to tell her what a mean,heartless,selfish dumb cun$t she is and hear the bitch crying on the other end without being able to confront her eyes of guilt.Damn,it's been so good that we should even consider putting some ex's number on the speed dial.

Friday 28 December 2007

Man, 28, dies after marathon lap dance session at strip club

Strip club
I just read a story from St. Petersburg Times: A man,28, died after marathon lap dance session at strip club. What a lucky fucker he is! The man died among naked strippers! With a massive hard-on! He probably thought he's in heaven before he even realized he's dead. His spirit must be so overwhelmed happy that it jumped out of his body. Then it's like "Shit, I just thought I'm watching strippers, WTF I've been seeing myself with the strippers from the ceiling. WTF I am up in the ceiling while me and myself is still down there with strippers rubbing my dick!OMG,The only way me seeing meself is meself is dead!I'm dead!!!Too bad I left behind me a massive hard-on unconsumed."

Mother, 34, marries foster son she adopted with husband as a refugee from war-torn Kosovo

Scandalous!Foster son is here for your wife.

A mother has married her own foster son - seven years after she and her husband took him into their home as a refugee from war-torn Kosovo.

Foster mother Julia Gregg,34, married her foster son Krenar Lleshi, 21, in a "very special" and "very private" wedding ceremony with their daughter Hattie, 1, as bridesmaid.

(Just married: Julia and Krenar Lleshi in their wedding outfits)

She was 27 years old and married to her husband Steve, then 31, when she took 14-year-old Krenar into her home in 2000.

Krenar arrived in Britain after smuggling his way to the country in the back of a lorry.

But after battling to keep him in the country and then splitting from her husband, Julia fell in love with Krenar when he turned 19 years old.

Julia finally married her foster son in a quiet church service with just two witnesses.

Julia said: "I know how much people have gossiped about us and we wanted it to be a very special, very private occasion.

"I didn't even tell my sisters - when they found out they were shocked. I wanted to keep it as something between me and Krenar."

Julia and ex-husband Steve had fostered more than 20 teenagers at their home at Ebbw Vale, South Wales, although they had no children of their own.

Krenar arrived in Britain in 1999 after stowing away in the back of a lorry.

He was taken into local authority care then fostered by Julia, then 27, and her husband Steve.

foster family together

A year after the adoption: Foster dad Steve Crandon (left) wife Julia and foster son Krenar, aged 15, in 2001. Krenar's friend Edmond Pone is in the beige suit (far right)

Both foster parents fought to keep Krenar in Britain describing him as a "model citizen".

Krenar was given "exceptional leave" to stay in Britain by the Home Office because all his family had also fled the country - and there was no-one for him to return to.

Krenar continued to live with Julia and Steve as a foster child.

But Julia said she split with Steve when their marriage failed - and it was only later that she fell for Krenar when he was 19.

She said: "It might not have been the most conventional start to a relationship but we are just like any other family with the same hopes and dreams.

"Our relationship began a long time after the breakdown of my marriage. Steve's been very understanding."

Julia said: "I know people have gossiped about us but we are very proud parents.

"There were a lot of shocked faces when we said we were getting married.

"It was one of the happiest days of my life. It felt wonderful as I said my vows to Krenar. We were both very emotional.

(Happy family: Krenar, who works as a plumber, is proud of their one-year-old daugther, Hattie)

"It was very important to us to be married.

"So many people have been so supportive towards us. It's lovely to finally show the world how in love we are."

The couple held the wedding in their local St Anne's Church in Nantyglo, South Wales, with only daughter Hattie, their dog and two witnesses.

Julia wore a black and cream wedding gown, with a long black train and cream corset covered in black embroidered flowers.

Krenar, who works as a plumber, said: "I am really happy with Julia and Hattie."

Pub landlord Steve said earlier: "The lad who I'd treated like a son had been in bed with the woman I loved.

"I felt like such a fool and began to think back to all the times they had spent together on their own.

"When she told me I just sat open-mouthed. He was 12 years younger than her but more importantly he was our son.

"I was in shock that my wife was sleeping with my foster son.

"I still find it hard to believe that the two people I was closest to could do such a thing."

Sienna Miller's marriage proposal

It looks like ageing and balding Jude Law's heart for his old flame Sienna Miller will be broken for good while his old flame's new flame Rhys Ifans has conspired a marriage proposal to nail this scandalcious hot blonde.


Sienna Miller's burgeoning relationship with Rhys Ifans appears to be getting even more serious - the Welsh actor is planning to propose.

The Factory Girl actress celebrates her 26th birthday today and the Notting Hill star has planned a series of surprises for his girlfriend of five months.

Ifans has composed a poem in his native Welsh and has bought a selection of 10 gifts for Sienna, one which is rumoured to be an engagement ring.

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans shopping in Maida Vale

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans shopping in Maida Vale

(Love Birds don't fly alone: The couple were spotted shopping together before Christmas)

A friend of Rhys tells The Sun, "He's collected ten presents for Sienna of varying shapes, sizes and prices.

"They are all part of his plan for a romantic night in with a mountain of presents.

"Sienna is having a bit of an age crisis, feeling that she hasn't done enough with her life.

"So Rhys, whose philosophy is to live and enjoy every day, has penned a poem about their brilliant future together, all her achievements in life so far and always seizing the moment.

"He is keeping tight-lipped on a proposal but hinted to me that he has had a Welsh designer craft a special ring for her... which can only mean one thing."

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans shopping in Maida Vale

(What a shame!Balding Jude never made the hot blonde this happy)

The couple have been dating since August this year and were 'outed' as a couple after they were photographed holidaying in Ibiza.

Despite being inseparable, the couple initially insisted they were "just friends" and Rhys was sleeping on Sienna's couch becuse his houseboat was leaky.

The couple took their relationship up a gear earlier this month when they fled to Mexico for a romantic holiday.

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans on beach

Hot blonde won't be vacant for long on single market

(First look: Their relationship was discovered after they went to Ibiza together in August)

Mischa Barton's scandalicious mugshot

Mischa Barton

Nowadays Getting A DUI mugshot has become a ultimate accessory to be a gossip-worthy celebrity. The Hollywood Hall of shame has welcomed a new member Mischa Barton to join this parade of behind-the-bar beauty pageant.
The Bitch was arrested yesterday after she smoked some pot,drank some booze, drove some miles without a driver license. Luckily she didn't kill a cat or an old woman on the road.

Mischa Barton
(Released: Mischa Barton leaves jail,looking trailer trash)

(Hard day's night: Mischa was held in police custody for seven hours following her arrest)

(Lying low: Mischa was given a police escort home as she lay low in the back of the car)


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