Paris was a guest on the Ellen DeGeneres show when she declared,
"I have 17 dogs. They all sleep in my bed - well, not all of them, but I let some of them."
See, she really is that easy.
However, an animal rescue organisation is not pleased about the amount of dogs she owns, as it is illegal in LA to have more than three dogs unless you are a breeder. Surely the Osbournes are next on their list?
The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services turned up at her house to investigate but funnily enough Paris and her dogs were nowhere to be seen. So they left a note with her maid (as you do) and plan to return for a full inspection.
When they do come back, maybe they can take Paris with the other dogs where she belongs and save us from ever having to see her wonky eye again.
