Not content with destroying the nation's eardrums with her performances on numerous Black Eyed Peas songs, in recent times Fergie has seen fit to plague us with her solo work. While the odd song, like 'Glamorous', breaks through the mire of her mediocrity, this certainly isn't so for the majority of her work, and certainly not for latest release 'Big Girls Don't Cry', one of the more horrendous songs the US have hit the UK with in 2007.
It's a bland, whiny example of exactly why certain people should never be allowed to sing limp-as-you-like lazy balladic tunes that have no real point to them - in Fergie's case, a song that includes lines about missing someone "like a child misses a blanket" (wow, such insight) should be outlawed immediately, as with her factually incorrect number about London bridges. With a title that should only ever have been allowed to fit the Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons tune, you just know that it's not going to be much cop the minute the Black Eyed Peas vocalist grates into view. Pantwettingly awful.
It's a bland, whiny example of exactly why certain people should never be allowed to sing limp-as-you-like lazy balladic tunes that have no real point to them - in Fergie's case, a song that includes lines about missing someone "like a child misses a blanket" (wow, such insight) should be outlawed immediately, as with her factually incorrect number about London bridges. With a title that should only ever have been allowed to fit the Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons tune, you just know that it's not going to be much cop the minute the Black Eyed Peas vocalist grates into view. Pantwettingly awful.